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Procrasturbate

When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.
I been watching porn hub while doing my homework and now I gotta procrasturbate when I'm done.
by The_JDH January 17, 2017
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Procrasturbation

Because of Rico's constant procrasturbation, he always ended up finishing his projects at the last minute.
by charitable_bacon December 15, 2014
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Procrasturbation

v. The act of being ridiculously horny, yet too lazy or unwilling to self-satisfy in order to "blow one's own load", or "cream one's panties".
The milky orbs and honeyed lips of the adult entertainment actresses on the television had me transfixed; lost somewhere in a bout of procrasturbation.
by FourDimensionalCumDumpster December 31, 2010
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Procrasturbate

I really need to study for finals, but I think I'll procrasturbate with some Call of Duty first.
by BoardGameGuy August 7, 2023
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Procrasturbation

The act of leaving from one area, to retreat to a private area where one can masturbate.
"Dude, Cody was in the bathroom for like an hour! Probably doing a little Procrasturbation..."
by foxfoxfox101 April 24, 2009
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Procrasturbate

Procrastinating, but masturbating while doing so.
"Did you do your homework?"
"No, I was up all night Procrasturbating"
"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."
by Hackermeyer April 4, 2009
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Procrasturbate

Comes from the words "procrastinate" and "masturbate". The act of masturbation as a form of procrastination.
Professor I know I was supposed to write you a reasearch paper last night, but all I could do was procrasturbate!
by Fameless April 24, 2017
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