PrimaryTyler

While a Tyler is "the most amazing person you will ever meet...", a PrimaryTyler is the complete opposite. To put it succinctly, a PrimaryTyler is the worst. They give you terrible advice you didn't ask for. They serve you coffee cold, despite promising it will be hot. They are the kind of person that talks about how awesome a movie is that ends up being horrible.

A Tyler is someone I wish I could always be friends with, a PrimaryTyler is not. PrimaryJerk.

Friend: Ugh. City Hall was horrible. Why did Jeff say it was great?

You: Jeff's a real goddamn PrimaryTyler. I swear to hell.

Friend: I hate him so much. Let's go play GoldenEye and run around as Oddjob.

by pantsfantastico August 28, 2019

Primarilize

To increase (crease) an object or persons value to be the primary thing of importance.

Caden had to primarilize his homework over hanging out with Joe.

by LeBean James December 7, 2022

primarny

an item of fasion brought from primark

i like your trousers, thanks theyre primarny

by Dan1000 July 26, 2009

primark

the ultimate chav shop
so fucking cheap
sweatshop made
good if u wanna be a chav

chav 1 : iinit shud we go shop bruv?
chav 2: yea innit were?
chav 1: primark were else?
chav 2 : i no rite...
chav 3: i love primark!!!

by primarkhater October 20, 2011

Primarni

For the high street shopper who want Cat Walk Fashion @ Primark prices!

Mark Hayes from GMTV always likes to use Primarni (Primark) as one of his high street alternative to catwalk fashion.

by Tidydee October 29, 2007

primarcjacobs

mix of the popular shops primark and marc jacobs. For those who like to gloss up frankly lie about where they purchased their clothes.

Other forms = primarcjacobs, Primarda, and ANY other designer house you can stick PRI in front of.
Where is your bag from? PRIMARK-jacobs SWEEDY

by wigga_h February 8, 2007

primark queen

Girl born in 2005 who looks orange,wears excessive make-up and has an insane love for primark. Most often found in blackpool. And will have an extremely english name and herritage. Most often a white tanned girl. But exceptions apply.

Oh my god look at that primark queen chantelle.

by Megawang99 August 11, 2021