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precious gibson

A thing obsesed with bands, and tv shows. BUT she is also a great friend and loves her pets more than she loves herself.
Damn, she is one Precious Gibson
by I.hate.u.1126 April 11, 2017
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Precision Boning

Refers to the attempted anal farting of a mungaloid dawg whilst in air. With some degree of accuracy you can limit the incest damage. An example would be destroying a single sphincter by unloading the groceries all over their gramophone. In order to not damage the orifice be sure to massage and relax the rectum, to do this simply give the patient stiff meds and softly stroke their lancaster boner. If any troubles should rise, feel free to call 1800 lancaster boner, visit our website at www.kandipluggedmyhole.org.au or follow us on snapchat @Dhorseman1127
Kandi my love, lets try Precision Boning tonight?!
by Dhorseman Studs July 31, 2017
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Precock

Predictable; insultingly obvious; lazy.

Especially in the context of a joke or remark you can see coming well before it's made.

Adjective
Person A: Wow, that trail we hiked was super long and super hard. Person B: That's what SHE said! Person A: (sigh) so precock.
by Guy Dude Bro June 27, 2018
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Precoil

The wind up you do before you punch someone.
It wasn't the recoil that hurt when it hit, it was the precoil.

I hit him with the precoil.
by Morgaliscious August 21, 2013
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precipitaphobia

An unrealistic fear of weather events, especially snow, before they actually happen.
"Precipitaphobia reigned as supermarket shelves were emptied because snow flurries are predicted THREE FREAKIN' DAYS FROM NOW.
by Charles D. Allen February 4, 2010
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precopying

Precopying occurs when someone says what you were just about to say.
Example: "AUGH! Stop precopying me! I was just about to call YOU annoying!"
by Pretty All True April 18, 2011
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Precisevness

When an athlete does something in a very precise manner and is lauded on TV by an idiot play by play commentator.
"Did you see how Big Rod McWadd threw that ball pass does defenders wiff such great precisevness?
by Barkovi October 31, 2016
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