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Pre-Workout-Poop

Also known simply as a PWP. A hearty number two before a rigorous workout, designed to warm-up the bowels and prevent any mid-workout-sharts. Can also be done with a group of friends, where it is known as a Pre-Workout-Group-Poop, or PWGP.
John: Hey, are you gonna take a PWP today?
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.
by preworkoutpooper June 26, 2016
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pre calculus

Person 1: You take pre calculus?
Person 2: Yeah, it's mad hard
by PolandSprings00 June 12, 2019
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pre-drink

The act in which one cosumes alchohol prior to attending an event at which alcholic beverages may or may not be served. Often popular with university or college students who can't afford to buy to many drinks at a bar or high school kids who plan to attend events such as dances.
Are you going to Paddy Connolly's tonite? Yea but we are going to pre-drink at Dave's.

Before Johnny went to the dance he pre-drank a mickey at Paul's house.
by Dougan Hagen December 24, 2008
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pre-calculus

A course on outdated mathematics that is not necessary when a higher level of math has been reached. Its main purpose is to amplify the beauty of Calculus, where everything is so much easier thanks to the derivative.
Pre-Calculus Student: Hey, can you help me with my pre-calculus homework?
Me: No, I'm a mathematician.
by Urban Dictionary August 16, 2012
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Pre-funk

Pre-Funk: (noun): an informal social gathering that takes place prior to the official ceremony, or social gathering, usually involving intoxicating activities and generally resulting in pre-function inebriation.
After pre-funkin at the pad with my peeps, we poured one to the curb for our fallen homies and headed to the party.
by Izer October 21, 2003
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pre-apology

Frank knew he would get hammered at the ballgame, so he issued a pre-apology to the crew before the tailgate.
by Merfzero August 30, 2007
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pre-ancee

A person who intends to get engaged in the future. A person is a pre-ancee if he or she has discussed getting married with their partner and they both agree that it will happen someday - but there has not been an official proposal yet.
"My girlfriend wants me to propose, and I will probably do it sometime in the next couple months, so I guess that makes her my pre-ancee."
by Paul NYC January 22, 2008
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