Life Pain

The emotional and or mental pain one feels from events happening in their life at any given time.

Measured on a daily basis, on a 1-10 scale, 10 being worst. Things that contribute to Life Pain would include girlfriends/wives, kids, job, self-image, substance abuse etc.

So today my wife tells me she's leaving me, my car asploded on the freeway, and I found out my kid is snorting more coke than Scarface. Yeah my life pain is about a 9/10 today. How's yours?

by Onyx July 19, 2005

Pain

Anal sex with no lube

The pain is just to much for him.

by B4k4 October 18, 2003

V-Pain

V= all the years they been a virgin
Pain= all the years they have been through with the pain

I been dealing with this v-pain for all my life.

by Ronny Kim February 23, 2010

nigga pains

The pains a white person feels when they really want to say the "N-word," but they are afraid to due to the close proximity of negroes.

Justin was singing along to his favorite Wu-Tang Clan song, when the time came to sing the N-word. As he looked around at his posse of white and black friends, he was immediately struck with acute nigga pains, and looked awkwardly to the ground, semi-mouthing the words he loved so dearly.

by Pewplewp June 21, 2009

Painfully Average

A person who is painfully average would rate on a scale of 1-10 directly in the middle, a 5. This causes the person to become almost invisible because of their mediocrity rendering them completely undesirable. Therefore it's better to be a 4 than a 5.

I'd rather be with Rachel than Amy. Rachel's a 4 but it's better than being with a painfully average 5.

by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014

House of Pain

Awesome hip hop band. Old school, sings Jump around, An all time favorite whote boy rap song.

House of Pain in the heezy baaaby

by john February 20, 2004

worst pain ever

Trigeminal Neuralgia, a condition in which it feels very much as though one's face is simultaneous being jabbed with many needles and being crushed to a pulp while being ripped off along one (or if one's exceedingly unfortunate, both) sides while one's eyeballs are being pumped to the point of searing, throbbing explosion from behind and one's teeth on that side all seem to have advanced to a state of crumbly, black pulp-mangling decay.

Joanne (curled up in a fetal ball and clutching the right side of her face with twitching fingers): I can't stand it... it's the worst pain ever!

Ben: Worse than your last little girl?

Joanne: ... that pain didn't even register, compared to this.

by Haystack June 25, 2009