potatoad

A misshapen, lackadaisical person that prides him/herself on their ability to only ever achieve the bare minimum of what is required. Subject may also blink excessively in an exaggerated fashion and have their tongue hang out in pictures that undoubtably make it to facebook.

Matt Rosengren is a fuckin' potatoad

by anherolol March 22, 2009

potato mode

Having a video game on lowest settings, aka piss poor computer can't display game in screen shots due to lack of computing power.

Hey brah, come back and post that screenie when you get a better pc, we can't see shit with it in "potato mode"

by BroThang November 2, 2014

Potato retard

Someone who while during intercourse pulls out a potato and screams I'm a retard while shoving the potato up their partners ass.

My boyfriend is a total potato retard I'm gonna break up with him.

by Plattapussy May 28, 2017

Alaskan Potato Bomb

Ex.1:The act of injecting diarrhea into a baked potato and having someone eat it.

Ex.2:Cutting out the inside of a potato, shitting in it, baking it and then serving it.

Joey Hudson:"Jerry Alaskan Potato Bombed me last night".

Aaron: "How'd it taste"?

Joey Hudson: "Fuck You".

by NastyNark January 8, 2012

Small Potatoes

small, insignificant; small or insignificant in quantity

comes from the Irish potatoe famine from 1845 - 1849, as potatoes was the main food source in Ireland. Used to describe the small surviving potatoes that were picked

Those coins are small potatoes; we're not going to use them later on

by stanzz October 28, 2006

Fart Potato

The fine art of breaking wind into a throw pillow without your friends knowing, then throwing the pillow to them. If done correctly, within seconds of them receiving the pillow, your friend will immediately be grossed out by the stink.

You: Here's a pillow.

Your friend: Thanks.....What the F--- is that smell.

You: LMFAO, you were just hit with the "Fart Potato"!

by JAWM October 19, 2012

Potato Potaato

It when you don't care when you're wrong and just whatever

Potato 1: You did this wrong
Potato 2: Potato Potaato

by Fantasic Fox April 24, 2018