The verb 'Natalie Portmaning' refers to 'having rough anal sex'.
I am a big fan of scuba diving, playing the banjo and Natalie Portmaning.
I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.
My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.
I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.
My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.
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I am a big fan of scuba diving, playing the banjo and Natalie Portmaning.
I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.
My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.
I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.
My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.
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Get the Natalie Portman mug.The act of masturbation, typically female. A reference to the recent movie Black Swan, in which the plot pretty much revolved around Natalie Portman's masturbatory habits.
Karen: Katie sure has been in her room for a long time.
Liz: She's probably doing the Natalie Portman.
Karen: Oh, that probably explains why she took that underwear catalogue.
Liz: She's probably doing the Natalie Portman.
Karen: Oh, that probably explains why she took that underwear catalogue.
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1) A term derived from the song "Postman," by Living Colour. The song portrays an individual who feels as if humanity, even the objects and creatures who get in his way, are torturing him with sin and monotony, and are disobeying their creator, almight God. He becomes a messanger of God's wrath and destroys humanity, a happening which is implied in the song, but never actually stated. The character portrayed in the song may actually be a postman-- which would lead one tto believe that this song is about a historical event, the mass slayings commited by psychopathing postmen-- as seen in the following verses:
"Dogs and demons, walks in my head, I'm deep under pressure"
"Heavy things in a heavy bag (possibly a mail bag), heavy thoughts on my mind"
A postman is any individual who feels as if they are being pressured by all humanity, and that they need to...
-Resort to extreme force to get their way
-Be emo x10
-Go postal (as implied in the song, "Postman")
-Be rude, or act like an ass
Postmen are people one never wants to make angry, lest they spaz out and go postal.
2) A black metal song by Living Colour. See the last definition for info in the song.
3) A postal worker. Somebody who delivers mail to people on a specific mail route.
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Verb:
1) To go postal.
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Adjective:
1) Insane, psychopathic
2) Angry, emo
1) A term derived from the song "Postman," by Living Colour. The song portrays an individual who feels as if humanity, even the objects and creatures who get in his way, are torturing him with sin and monotony, and are disobeying their creator, almight God. He becomes a messanger of God's wrath and destroys humanity, a happening which is implied in the song, but never actually stated. The character portrayed in the song may actually be a postman-- which would lead one tto believe that this song is about a historical event, the mass slayings commited by psychopathing postmen-- as seen in the following verses:
"Dogs and demons, walks in my head, I'm deep under pressure"
"Heavy things in a heavy bag (possibly a mail bag), heavy thoughts on my mind"
A postman is any individual who feels as if they are being pressured by all humanity, and that they need to...
-Resort to extreme force to get their way
-Be emo x10
-Go postal (as implied in the song, "Postman")
-Be rude, or act like an ass
Postmen are people one never wants to make angry, lest they spaz out and go postal.
2) A black metal song by Living Colour. See the last definition for info in the song.
3) A postal worker. Somebody who delivers mail to people on a specific mail route.
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Verb:
1) To go postal.
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Adjective:
1) Insane, psychopathic
2) Angry, emo
N1. Don't bother Little Jimmey! He's a real postman, he may just blow your head off!
N2. "Chaos and carnage surround me
While I hear their shouts and crys
I laugh at the gut while they try to surround me
THEY WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE!"
--Postman, buy Living Colour
N3. The postman came by and delivered our new issue of Nintendo Power!
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V1. Oh God, Jack's going postman! He's already trashed his office, and now he's taking a shit in Jenny's mouth!
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A1. Eric was totally postman, so we had to send him to the madhouse.
A2. God, you're so postman! Why don't you just go off and die!?
N2. "Chaos and carnage surround me
While I hear their shouts and crys
I laugh at the gut while they try to surround me
THEY WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE!"
--Postman, buy Living Colour
N3. The postman came by and delivered our new issue of Nintendo Power!
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V1. Oh God, Jack's going postman! He's already trashed his office, and now he's taking a shit in Jenny's mouth!
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A1. Eric was totally postman, so we had to send him to the madhouse.
A2. God, you're so postman! Why don't you just go off and die!?
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