Scooty-poot

A medium speed method of locomotion by any means of conveyance.

Those cops scooty-pooted right in here.

by Guy de L'Blanc July 4, 2019

Hairy Pooter

A hairy or otherwise haired bum.

Gosh, have you seen that girl Elizabeth lately? She has a hairy pooter! She should shave her arse!

by tommi2 spaghetti August 26, 2019

pootanany

the female genitalia

Hey Jed, your sister looks good to me right about now. Mind if I splash up in that pootanany?

by Jeds_friend October 1, 2008

Pootata

To 'pootata' is to carry out the act of squatting over someones chest and shitting on ones tits.

Mike: I heard Jack and Daisy got up to some dirty shit last night at the party...
Jay: Oooh, drop the info
Mike: He committed... Pootata
Jay: Jesus.

by mhuk January 16, 2017

Poot

A person with massive, huge, enormous, gigantic, gaint, colossal, mammoth, tremendous, monumental, monstrous, gargantuan, substantial, astronomical, ginormous and humongous feet.

Those are some poot sized feet.

by Lil_Timmy236 November 14, 2022

hooter pooter

Hooter Pooter the stage name taken on by famed Harry Potter in an unauthorized alternate fictional story in which harry drops out of hogwarts and becomes an underage adult entertainer at the Witch's Tit.

Harry gleaned thunderous applause as the dark crowded room chanted the name Hooter Pooter, he threw off his griffidor robes and gave new meaning to "broom riding" as he started in on his favored Quiditch routine.

by B.J. Rowling March 8, 2009

pooter

slang term for your A-hole.

When the river runs red, take the pooter trail.

by Christopher james bueler May 13, 2005