Portuguese Knife Fight

Something, especially referring to an event, that is casually violent or chaotically aggressive; everyone involved has a reckless, devil-may-care attitude towards the (often serious or important) problem or topic at hand.

Popularised by the band Cage The Elephant, with their song 'Portuguese Knife Fight'.

Zach Casualrapeford: Hey Brock, you seen Barron around?
Brock Chesterwood: Yeah bro, it turns out Ashley reported him to the principal about him raping Stacey. He said he was going to have a word with her and her boyfriend, but he looked like he was gonna get into a Portuguese knife fight instead.
Zach Casualrapeford: I hope he sorts that mess out before his parents find out.

by AussieManDiaz December 7, 2017

Portuguese Hot Pocket

(noun) The act of heating a hot pocket for 30 seconds in the microwave (no more/no less) slicing one side open with a butter knife and using it as a diy flesh light.

Jim: I was feeling pretty lonely last night.
Jerry: What did you do?
Jim: I went ahead and made a Portuguese Hot Pocket

by Portugal The Hot Pocket May 11, 2016

Portuguese first class

noun: a coach bulkhead seat, i.e., no other seats in front of you so you have some extra legroom.

I was on the redeye to NYC and I got bumped to Portuguese first class.

by elhelmete November 10, 2006

Portuguese Water Board

A sexual act where a willing partner lies on his or her back with a towel over their face. At this point, their partner will urinate on the towel whilst eating peri-peri chicken wings. Yum yum!!

Sally thought she had the measure of me in the bedroom until I hit her with the old Portuguese Water Board!

by cjs dirty mind January 23, 2011

portuguese snow blower

When you put cocaine in the end of a straw and blow it into her butthole and then proceed to stick it in. As needed.

I legit gave that bitch a Portuguese snow blower she didn’t feel a thing!

by crowley14 December 3, 2021

portuguese lobster boat

Similar to the Dutch Rudder where a male would grab hold of his own penis and another person would grab the forearm of the hand gripping the man snake and move it as to perform masturbation. The Portuguese Lobster Boat adds to this act by adding another person to the mix. The third party would then take hold of the arm of the person grabbing hold of the arm of the person grabbing the man meat. The whole thing when coordinated correctly looks like 3 people rowing a boat.

Andy: Hey Joe, do you want to join Doug and I in the living room, we are trying to start up a Portuguese Lobster Boat?

Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.

Doug: its never gay bro, chill

Joe: You right...

by J0HNNY0 September 8, 2016

Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.

Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"

Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"

by Mad_signtist September 8, 2023