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a combination of "poop" and "tard," pooptard is most commonly used in the same context as "idiot" in tne sense that it encompasses the pitiful ridiculousness of something.
it can also carry the same emotion as words such as "dang" and "dammit"
it can also carry the same emotion as words such as "dang" and "dammit"
by TinyDancer28 July 28, 2008
Get the pooptard mug.Take a shit on your partners chest, skeet on that shit, and insert the skeet-shit combo into you their asshole as a means of heating.( Toaster fashion)
by King Stinky February 10, 2007
Get the Hungarian Poptart mug.1) One who lacks intelligence and serves humanity mainly as a skin filler.
2) No real nutritional/intellectual value
2) No real nutritional/intellectual value
"He's cute, but when he started talking, it was clear he was a total poptart."
"The corporate poptarts have no idea what is going on, but they show up to make the meeting look important."
"The corporate poptarts have no idea what is going on, but they show up to make the meeting look important."
by Woobie2 May 19, 2009
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Get the Hairy Poptart mug.The act of covering the outside of a woman's vagina with ejaculate while she is on her period, then waking up the following morning when it has dried and eating her out. (... like a strawberry poptart...)
Him: You know that little hoe Debbie?
You: ... yeh?
Him: I was totally poptarting her this morning.
You: Fuck man, that shit really like strawberries with icing?!
Him: ....
No...
You: ... yeh?
Him: I was totally poptarting her this morning.
You: Fuck man, that shit really like strawberries with icing?!
Him: ....
No...
by ItsAPosition May 9, 2011
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