poptart

Poptart means orgasm

I had a poptart

POPTART!!!!

by The Creator.... January 6, 2004

evil poptart

a little poptart who is evil beyond belief and will bite back if you try to eat her

laura... the shooort onnnnnne

by darknesscalledlove April 2, 2004

pooptard

a combination of "poop" and "tard," pooptard is most commonly used in the same context as "idiot" in tne sense that it encompasses the pitiful ridiculousness of something.

it can also carry the same emotion as words such as "dang" and "dammit"

He wore a thong to the party? What a pooptard

the elephant stepped on my cookie, pooptard!

by TinyDancer28 July 28, 2008

Hungarian Poptart

Take a shit on your partners chest, skeet on that shit, and insert the skeet-shit combo into you their asshole as a means of heating.( Toaster fashion)

Me and my girl was hungry, so we made a Hungarian Poptart last night. Delicious!!!!!

by King Stinky February 10, 2007

Poptart

1) One who lacks intelligence and serves humanity mainly as a skin filler.

2) No real nutritional/intellectual value

"He's cute, but when he started talking, it was clear he was a total poptart."

"The corporate poptarts have no idea what is going on, but they show up to make the meeting look important."

by Woobie2 May 19, 2009

Hairy Poptart

Slang for a hairy vagina. May or may not be delicious like real poptarts.

I ate that hairy poptart and liked it regardless, don't judge me!

by Suck-o-Mimus October 18, 2010

poptarting

The act of covering the outside of a woman's vagina with ejaculate while she is on her period, then waking up the following morning when it has dried and eating her out. (... like a strawberry poptart...)

Him: You know that little hoe Debbie?
You: ... yeh?
Him: I was totally poptarting her this morning.
You: Fuck man, that shit really like strawberries with icing?!
Him: ....

No...

by ItsAPosition May 9, 2011