pontang

oversized fat chick that tickles your balls while fucking

Elaina likes to pontang resendo

by Billy Bob Joe the fitth July 12, 2005

pootater

A.Fecal matter resembling a potato.
B. A person resembling fecal matter resemling a potato

"I just made a pootater that hurt."
"Your such a freakin pootater!"

by Jake Carlyon June 11, 2006

Pootay

noun -
1. a slang term of endearment, used in a 'cookie-monster type' voice.

2. a slang term of someone being a pain and/or doing something you don't want them to be doing, used in a 'cookie-monster type' voice.

1. "Dear Pootay, I love you. Heart, Pootay"
2. "POOTAY...why are you drinking my soda?"

by modogg May 29, 2008

pootang

refers to virgin pussy

hey, that girl's got a pootang!

by Hoe, Bitch, Skank May 13, 2005

pootastrophe

poo·tas·tro·phe   poo-tas-truh-fee
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.

You: "Oh man...if I eat this entire bag of Sour Patch Kids...I'm gonna have a pootastrophe!"

Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"

by UNCoNeCTD October 21, 2012

Pootardy

When you're shitting your guts out after eating the school lunch and can't make it to class in time.

Steve didn't listen when I told him not to eat the shiny roast beef and now he's pootardyfor class.

by asteamsd March 30, 2014

Pootang Ninja

A skilled master in the art of getting the Pootang .

Whoa bro, I didn't know i hang with a Pootang ninja. Can you me show your ways?

by Joboy232 October 18, 2015