potatoes

a term to describe being really high/stoned/lifted, because you are 'baked like a potato.'

Janelle had that cereal and now she is so potatoes.

by jellytime September 26, 2010

SUDDENLY, POTATOES

a comment made on somebodies facebook status when they just make posts that ramble on and make themselves look like idiots

once they have responded to that, you post THOUSANDS OF THEM, and finally once they respond to that you delete your posts to make it look like they're talking to themselves

random idiotic facebook user: I got hella candy and some other stuff to(; habahha boy r all ova meh yeeee

Other facebook user: SUDDENLY, POTATOES

by tehhwa November 2, 2010

potatoes

Generally means "Hell yeah" or really any form of slang word like that.

"Oh my god, that news is, like, so potatoes"
"POTATOES!!!"

by squashi_mitsu August 13, 2004

mashed potatoes

when one ejaculates in another's anus, and then they fist the load as far in as possible.

anal intercourse with johnny is so good, especially when he gives me mashed potatoes

by jeremyspearout January 12, 2007

Potatoes

1) A term that some college kids use in place of Alcohol.
2) a drink that causes fun to happen

person one: "hey man can you pour me a shot?"
person two: "DUDE! Do you want us to get in trouble? call them potatoes."
person one : "okay... pass me the potatoes"

by TeeONE January 29, 2015

potatoes

A discrete way of saying boobs. One can also use the shortened form of tateres

-She has some great potatoes
-I had some great potatoes at 6 o'clock (meaning that there is a girl with a nice rack behind you)
-Nice taters

by Mr Kappa Chi February 14, 2004

Mashed Potatoes

When your grandma gives you a blowjob while you take out the trash and her tits sag so low that your dick falls in her ass.

My Mashed Potatoes were mashed good

by i suck dicks mmmmmmm tasty December 27, 2008