alarm poach

when a roommate hears your alarm and races to the bathroom to be the first one in the shower.

Yo, I'm totally late cuz B did his alarm poach this morning and stole all the hot water like a bitch.

by 9-milli April 20, 2006

penis poacher

one who hunts penis illegally ie penis that is out of season, or protected (underage) or on protected land (schools, churches ect.)
A homosexual diddler

I heard that father Paul is a penis poacher dont sign your son up for Sunday school

by dopey28 November 23, 2009

poarnge

Poarnge: The only word acceptable to rhyme with orange

The Orange was porange

by Josh.B March 13, 2005

poachster

a new type of toaster which is able to toast bread as well as poach an egg!

i had some lovely poached eggs on toast earlier made by my poachster!!!

by ski0058 January 4, 2010

Poaching a Hot Tub

1: The act of searching for a hot tub in a nearby area and doing whatever it takes to get in it...whether it be jumping fences or avoiding mean dogs or hotel security.
2: Not stealing a hot tub; more like stealing and enjoying the hot water and company of friends. Taking what you wish was yours.

"Hey man, we gonna go poach a hot tub tonight?"
"So steal it?"
"Nooo! go find one and drink some brews in a nice hot tub, that isn't ours."
"Then hell yeah, we are definitely Poaching a Hot Tub tonight!!"

by wildchildwiththeredhair December 18, 2012

poasa

a nice person and will never let a friend down and he will always be there. and if you hit one of his friends he will hit you

poasa will kick your ass

by logan paul 101 January 29, 2018

cherry poacher

An individual who has only ever had sex with virgins. They may seek out virgins or it my be a coincidence. This person can be male or female.

Sara is a cherry poacher. All of her boyfriends have been virgins. Now with Tom she'll be five for five.

by ChickenLittle91 October 9, 2010