plank time

The smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics.

Dude1: "Did you know that plank time is the smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics? I learned it from urban dictionary."

Dude2: *BITCHSLAP* "You are such a worthless tool."

by hiphopotato June 27, 2008

reverse planking

The act of laying on your back with your arms to your side atop any creation known to man.

Say bo did u see that dude reverse planking that stripper last night?

by HeffyHef July 14, 2011

Plankin

The art of lying facedown in unusual public places & photgraphing it. The game is judged on creativity & difficulty.

Steve: I saw some crazy kids laying down on the top of my car while his friends took pictures.
Bobby: Man, chill out. They were just plankin.

by adorkable_rhi19 June 29, 2011

phunky

PHUNKY derived from FUNKY, funky being an old 70's word has now been re-vamped to mean the same thing but now in punk/skater terms. Used if you think somethings good/cool.

Dude, your music's phunky!

by Bex December 21, 2003

Pluck a' Nut

(n) To reduce or minimize testosterone-driven stress, tension, or frustration—sexual or otherwise—through any means necessary, including but not limited to masturbation, anal penetration with inanimate objects, or extended sessions of Call of Duty play.

Pluck a' Nut

Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, we’re running late!

Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool it—go Pluck a’ Nut why don’t you.

Boyle: *sigh* Okay—have you seen my lotion? I think we’re out of zucchini.

by TacomaBeags June 6, 2011

two planker

A skier. A potential shredder of the gnar gnar.

"You damn two plankers stay out of our park!!!"

by 2planker September 22, 2005

hot plunket

When you poop in a tube sock, and smack your sleeping victim in the face with it.

My aunt made a really bad dinner, when she dosed off in her reclining chair, I gave her a hot plunket!
It was gourmet meals after that!

by ReenieB November 12, 2007