Hitler's Plan

Hitler after being butt hurt in Art school and cucked during world War 1 he decided to kill a bunch of Jews and betray all his allys.

It is also the best way to get a high K/DR in Fortnite

Ninja had his Hitler's Plan and kill 6 million children in Poland.

by E girls are thots March 11, 2020

Brain Plan

When you make a mental plan to do something at some point in the future.

I've made a brain plan to go take food out of the Marks and Spencers bins later at around 1am.

by phospheris March 14, 2009

plan slut

someone who chooses their plans based off what looks more fun rather than who asked you first

me: hey so are you coming tonight?

plan slut: no I can't someone just came and picked me up

me: we talked about this earlier before, plan slut

by wooopoooooooooo April 28, 2011

Grenade Plan

The fall-back plans you make in case your life goes to complete shit, with no hopes of getting back on track. A Grenade Plan means blowing up your entire life and starting fresh. Grenade Plans are meant for worst-case scenarios only, and are usually extreme and nearly impossible.

Well, this week I got fired, my girlfriend dumped me, and I found out that my landlord is evicting me. My car was stolen, and I have no insurance. My family is all dead, I have no friends, and my pets ran away. My savings were lost in the stock market, and I have this odd lump on my neck. It can't get any worse, but it probably won't get much better, either. It's time for the Grenade Plan: Sell everything I have left, and bet it on a spin at the roulette table. If I win, I move to Monaco. If I lose, I'll become a busker in San Francisco.

by D.E.Moss October 1, 2011

masturbational planning

When you can't currently beat dat meat because you are with family or in class etc... and you plan a specific time to get fappy and fap.

"Shit, i cant fap now, so i have masturbational planning to do at exactly 2:13, on Monday, August 17, 2023..."

by Goat arena optimized January 28, 2015

planned rejection

A strategy that recently divorced people, trying to get back into the dating scene, use to experience rejection as they re-insert themselves into the dating scene. The objective is to deliberately experience rejection by someone who is known to be unattainable (owing to relationship status, class, or behavioural and physical attributes), in order to overcome a fear of rejection.

Bald, stumpy Louie pulled a planned rejection with that hot waitress to get the courage to ask out Amanda.

by Ian C. Curtis May 7, 2007

Simple Plan

Five guys from Montréal, Canada. The band plays pop-punk music. They've been around since 1999 and put out their first album--No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls--in 2002. Their second album--Still Not Getting Any...--was released in 2004. Their third album, a self titled one, was released in 2008. Their fourth album--Get Your Heart On!--was released June 2011.

Their singles include...

Perfect, Welcome to My Life, Addicted, I'd Do Anything, Astronaut, Summer Paradise, I'm Just a Kid, Can't Keep My Hands Off You, Perfect World, Shut Up

Some people may say they're a bunch of lame, whiny, emo losers, but they're not. They have literally SAVED LIVES, including my own. How would you like it if people constantly mocked and ridiculed the people who kept you from killing yourself, ending it all? How would you feel if you felt like you couldn't talk to anyone about any of your problems and they were all you had? How would you feel then? Go listen to This Song Saved My Life- Simple Plan. Maybe then you'll get it. They asked their fans on Twitter how their music has affected them and this was the product: an amazing, beautiful, tear-jerking song. I hope you get it now.

Anyone who's never heard their music... Please just give them a fair chance. Please.

1: Do you like that band Simple Plan?

2: Yes! They saved my LIFE xD

by That one chick. Yeah. HER. June 12, 2012