self-pity

Self-pity is an icky liquid you swim around in when you blame the world for your problems.

People who wallow in self-pity usually go around in a bad mood, feeling sorry for themseleves, feeling they've been wronged some how. They only care about poor little them. They failed because of someone or something else. They don't own up to their own faults.

Darnell: If the teachers in my school would have payed me more attention and got the big bullies off my back, then I wouldn't have been full of self-pity, dropped out, robbed that store, killed 3 people including a child, and got into a police chase that lasted 4 hours and 23 minutes then became an on-foot pursuit through a backyard in the projects where I was tackled then sentenced to prison where I'm getting my ass slamed for 237 years and cleaning the toilet with a toothbrush for my cellmate named Deshawn who makes me pee sitting down.

Mom: k...Dad says hi.

by Baxton January 16, 2006

Forced Pity Sex

When a man during a young relationship really wants sex, but the girl does not. However, the girl wants to make the guy happy and let's it happen anyway, not enjoying it that much herself.

I really liked him, so we had some forced pity sex so we wouldn't dump me for a whore.

by thewisethesuarussus March 24, 2017

pity fuck

noun, what you give a female who might have trouble getting someone to fuck her.

Denise is my favorite pity fuck on a weekend, I take her sailing, don't have to show her off, she cooks & cleans & washes up, I fuck her in the dark; she's not coyote ugly but close to it. Not someone I want to be seen with.

by Jake February 4, 2004

Pita Chip

PAIN IN THE ASS...chip

DAMN SHE'S BEING SUCH A PITA CHIP!

by shannonluvzya February 21, 2011

PITFA

Pain In The Fucking Ass

So Admins gotta scan thru every post for problems!? What a PITFA!

by MstrssMe July 14, 2011

pitassi

a title, sometimes a name, given only to those of the highest status, the elite. Men with this title (sometimes women, but only on rare occasion) are to be regarded with the utmost respect, and have been known to have qualities of Superman, Hercules and Zeus combined into one person.

"Wow, look at him, I can't believe he can do that!"
"Yeah I know, he must be Pitassi, I am in awe."

by ptas November 18, 2006

pity fuck

when someone sleeps with someone else out of pity, usually being ones lover who is feeling unloved

dude, sharon was all sad, so i tossed her a pity fuck

by rustin garris March 6, 2008