Pinnochio

to masterbate with sandpaper

I wanted to try something new last night. I saw some extra sandpaper sitting there so I did a Pinnochio on myself!

Talking to you is about as much fun as doing a Pinnochio....

by PSYKO May 10, 2014

Pinocchio

A kinky bastard that erects and elongates his “nose” by lying. Happens to be from a Disney movie.

A: I heard Pinocchio actually has a penis for a nose, so in reality he gets erect when he lies.
B: Thank you for the info, very cool.

by Choadess March 31, 2020

pinhooker

Someone who buys something for the purpose of reselling it for a quick profit, such as racehorses, tracts of timber, tobacco, yard sale goods.

Your tract of timber was appraised at $50k, after the pinhooker gets his cut you will only get $40k.

by Digicam January 26, 2020

Pinocchiophobia

Pinocchiophobia
the phobia of having a long nose.
Quite the opposite of VOLDEMOPHOBIA

Friend 1: Lawl your nose is the size of Pinocchio's
Friend 2: AHHH *breaks down crying*
Friend 1: OMG i'm so sorry, i didn't realise you had Pinocchiophobia!

by TheSweatyLlama July 18, 2011

pinnocchio

While performing a rim job on her man in a standing position a woman reaches around to jerk him off, creating the illusion of pinnocchio

Dude this chick licked my ass while jerking me off last night

Oh shit! You got a pinnocchio!

by Metal Brian May 13, 2016

Pinnochio Meme

A highly formulated meme where a picture of pinnochio with a long nose is paired with a caption that states something that could be true, but isn't.

Saw a pinnochio meme about staying sober. Fuck my life..

by reallifedefz May 16, 2016

PINNOCHIO syndrome

When you have a problem in which you cannot help but lie.

Shay: She said you look like a leper
Later...
Nicole: I never said that, it’s her PINNOCHIO syndrome hitting her again

by Jeremiah Doe May 15, 2018