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Pandemic men

Men who know nothing about making the first move, being chivalrous or courting a lady first. They expect the woman to make the first move always.
Girl I'm sick of these pandemic men always asking me what are we doing !!
by Aries4Queen November 27, 2021
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Pandemic Fatties

A term used to describe weight gained throughout the COVID Pandemic due to quarantine and eating out of boredom. This is in reference to "Freshman 15" commonly used in USA and "First Year Fatties" commonly used in Australia and New Zealand to describe weight gain during first year at the university.
"I got the Pandemic Fatties" - Post-Pandemic plump person
"WOW you look like shit. Those Pandemic Fatties really got to you." - Observer of a plump person who has the Pandemic Fatties.
by Pandemic P January 12, 2022
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Pandemic Badonkanitis

Pandemic Bandokanitis... it's been plauging many these past two years, and I'm sorry that you've become affected.

Symptoms include:

Having a thick ass

Catching gazes with every step

Having songs written about that honky tonk badonka-donk

Becoming tiktok famous for, as they call it "That cake" and many more...

Is there a cure for being curvaceous and tantalizing? None really knows, but we are here for you and will support you along the way with every swing of your thicc as... I uh mean swing in your step, my bad🚶 ♂️ 🥵
Sheila: there she goes, with that pandemic badonkanitis, she's gotten so much cake from it!

Bart: I agree!
by Gaefaeinc March 4, 2022
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Pandemic

A person who is Demi-romantic person with Pan-romantic tendencies
“Cool pin, are you Pansexual?”

“No, I’m Asexual Pandemic.”
by 10 Pigeons June 13, 2022
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pandemic vehicle

A car, truck, SUV etc. built during the COVID-19 pandemic that has numerous quality control issues and missing/removed features due to the ensuing microchip shortage.
It'll be interesting to see how pandemic vehicles hold up in terms of reliability and resale value over the next several years, especially compared to slightly earlier model year (2018-2019 especially) versions of the same vehicles.
by Guy Speenis August 24, 2022
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Pandemic Poo

A pandemic poo can be many things. One is that it’s a poop that causes a pandemic known as the Feces Fever. This can wipe out an entire region if it is untreated. A pandemic poo can also be a poop taken during a pandemic that is usually bigger than usual because you ain’t been moving and just eating poo subs.
My neighbor just took a pandemic poo and now the whole city has to evacuate before they all die.
by REGGIESHITS August 30, 2022
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Pandemic Conspirititis

Illness occurs from excessively listening to the news during the pandemic. Absorbing and regurgitating every conspiracy theory known to man for the remainder of your life: EG The scamdemic came from a bat flying over us leaving chemtrails. It was part of the communist takeover, to install 5 G so they can mind control us.
Pandemic Conspirititis: A rare illness requiring 5 vaccines 19 boosters. If you watch the news 24/7 you will contract Pandemic Conspirititis
by Jandice411 October 24, 2022
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