Faulty Pigeon

A stranded pigeon who is unable to fly due to poor health or a malfunctioning wing.

Mike: dude look at that faulty pigeon on the ledge its not walking anywhere
Ricky: holy balls man you can literally walk up to it and touch it!
Mike: Wow, I'm calling animal control. Here you talk to them
...
Animal Control: Hello this is animal control how can we help you?
Ricky: Yes, animal control? We got a faulty pigeon on our hands, we will need your assistance immediately.
Animal Control: Thank you! We're on it!

by Faulty Pigeon Hero April 27, 2010

pigeon rat

Pigeon rat is a cross-breed between a pigeon and a rat found on a simpsons episode. Used by Sherwood kids as an insult.
pigeon = mooch or thief
rat = tattle tale low life
pigeonrat= slimy grimy mooching fuck.

when some bitch rats on ur ass but comes back later askin for a dolla or suemtin youd say "fuck off you pigeon rat goooooof"

by akwlejadlkfb April 17, 2009

Dirty Pigeon

Hanging one's arse over a balcony and defecating on another's head.

Charlie dropped a Dirty Pigeon all over Lloyd, and his dinner and his girlfriend. It was the greatest Dirty Pigeon you ever saw.

by BigBear & Papa Smurf May 11, 2008

Pigeon Crawl

To Pigeon Crawl or go Pigeon Crawling is when you or a group of friends each down a bottle of Nyquil and go jerk off in the bathroom of a Chuck-e-Cheese.

Me and 3 of my dude friends had a pigeon crawl last Wednesday... what a mess.

by Yum--cake balls December 27, 2010

Pigeon Fucker

Slang used by members of Alcoholics Anonymous to refer to sexual predators who take advantage of emotionally vulnerable newcomers.

Keep the new girl away from John B. He's a notorious Pigeon Fucker.

by Bill Wilson July 22, 2008

Master Of Pigeons

This guy has complete control over all wild pigeons (and to a lesser extent, doves). Plans to one day dominate the earth with his army of feathered pests.

HOLY SHIT!!!! It's the master of pigeons!!!
Throw some bread and hope he goes away.

by EdLeicester January 20, 2009

pigeon mouth

This is a more severe case of dry mouth. It feels like a pigeon has flown into your mouth and deposited a few feathers, giving you that extreme dry and coarse feeling.

Causes: Smoking too much weed

That blunt I just penged gave me pigeon mouth!

by moreweed January 14, 2011