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paddington bear

a sexual joke, in which a man receives head at a girls house, and right before busting a nut he grabs one of her stuffed animals and nuts on its head.
dude i totally paddington beared your sisters dolls, they're rank!
by pyrophalanx27 June 12, 2007
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piddle-piss

The act of doing nothing, stalling, or just plain dicking around.

Used to describe what you are currently doing or what your friends are doing that is going to cause you to be late, or otherwise suffer some penalty, getting somewhere.

Can be used in past and present tense by adding -ed or -ing respectively. (i.e. piddle-pissing; piddle-pissed)

Usually used as a verb to let others know that you, or someone else around you, is piddle-pissing.
"Guys, seriously, stop piddle-pissing or we're going to be late."

The friends piddle-pissed at the mall until the movie was about to start.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I duno. All my friends are working, so I'll probably just go home and piddle-piss until they get off work."
by dablainester July 17, 2009
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Piddle Fartin'

"Come on, quit piddle fartin' around."
by Jorrey March 1, 2014
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Operation Paddington

During sexual intercourse, the act of removing one's penis right before climax and ejaculating onto your partner's teddy bear.
"I shouldn't have left the teddy bear from my childhood on the bed when he came over... it will never be the same after he pulled an operation paddington on me last night!"
by dr.jlo October 20, 2008
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man padding

When a man strategically sits between his friend and another guy or girl in the group that is found to be annoying, thus acting as social padding for his friend.
"Man, I can't stand John's girlfriend. Can I get some man padding from you so I don't have to sit next to the bitch?"
by clarendonnights April 8, 2009
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piddler

Will Owen has ridiculous piddler.
by Will Owen July 20, 2008
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Padding

Getting free kills, while gaming. So if you make a private game with you and a friend an you kill him over an over with out actually trying to kill him back, that would be called padding.

Can i have free kills?

You mean pad/padding?

Cheating, pad, free kills,
Can i have free kills?

You mean pad/padding?
by ureonmyhitlist January 21, 2010
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