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Photodysmorphia

Either when (a) a professional photographer is overly critical of their own work which is viewed as being excellent by others or (b) an amateur photographer sees their work as great (typically due to excessive use of photoshop or filters, etc) when in fact it is of low artistic and technical quality.
Ever since Terry started playing with Instgram filters and Photoshop, he thinks he has suddenly become a professional photographer, in reality, he has photodysmorphia.
by mzahra1 September 2, 2013
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photobong

Verb - The act of stealthily (and intentionally) leaving a bong visible in the background of a photograph, without making it the intended subject matter. See photobomb.
Ash posted a cool pic of his room, but if you look on his desk he totally photobonged it.
by Vial November 28, 2013
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Photo-opp parent

A parent (mother or father) that hands their children off to other people to be taken care of. At important or special occasions the parent shows up for the purpose of taking photos with the child so everyone can see how good of a parent they are and then leaves until the next photo-opportunity.
I have been singing the alphabet to the kids everyday for two years and Jimmy said his first word today. Wait, I better not take any credit for this until the photo-opp parent is here to post on facebook that Jimmy said his first word.
by Photravelgal December 2, 2014
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Photoception

That photo of a person taking a photo of someone / something else.
Photoception includes someone taking a selfie in a mirror
by Vignesha18 March 31, 2015
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photofuck stance

Slang description of that raunchy sexualized posture taken usually by a woman in a photo with her man, whereas she stands sideways and very close to his full frontal position as he stares straight into the lens while her coy look and posture is strongly suggestive of humping his leg or body without actually engaging in any lewd or déclassé grinding.
Melania Trump and Kimberly Guilfoyle are both masterful queens of the esteemed photofuck stance.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 21, 2023
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Urban Photo-archeologist

Some one who photographs abandoned buildings or communities in an urban environment.
Frank: "Hey John, did you hear?"
John: "Yeah, Eric got almost got arrested for trespassing last night for being in the Divine Loraine(abandoned building in northern philly) ."
Frank: "It's a good thing he's an Urban Photo-archeologist.
by RandomGeneral March 7, 2010
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cheeky photo

A photo that reveals the body to a level but without actually showing either the nipple or the vagina cheeky photos can include ass pictures, bra pictures, pictures in just the pants and being naked but using something to cover the main parts. Fully nude photos can count but that is very cheeky
Oh babe send us a cheeky photo
by Professor x 423 October 23, 2017
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