Philippino Steamboat

When you dunk your nuts in a glass of chocolate milk with a straw and someone blows bubbles into it while your nuts are in it.

Bro you gotta check out the glory hole on 47th street. They gave me the best philippino steamboat. Straight chocolate jacuzzi!

by Jared Subway March 3, 2026

Philipism

'philipism' is a small locally based religious/cultist belief based around philip the racoon from Gainsborough poundstrecher followed by the local cadet force and some schools however it is gradually being branched out all followers of this chosen faith are called 'philipists'.

Person 1-''oh hey what religion are you''
Person 2- ''im a philipist what about you''
person 1- ''none I'm an Atheist what is a philipist? I've never heard of it''
person 2- ''it is the follower of a small locally based religion called philipism its quite new and up and coming''

by jn8272 April 23, 2025

Marie-Philippine

Don’t let yourself be put off by the unholy number of letters in her name. Marie-Philippine is an amazing person! You will be impressed by her numerous skills such as playing the harp, singing, writers amazing literature essays... Her kindness and charisma make her one of the most trustworthy friends you could ever ask for, although I don’t recommend asking her to take care of your children, especially if they’re uneducated jerks.

Marie-Philippine’s natural habitat is a twenty one pilots concert

Virginie = I’m sure Marie-Philippine will save the world someday

by Nayanay February 2, 2020

Book of Philippines

A biblical chapter recounting an early history of a group of islands in the southeast-Asian area of the Pacific.

I don't know why the Book of Philippines is even included in the Bible, since most events recounted there took place in the Middle East and Africa, not in southeastern Asia.

by QuacksO September 21, 2018

Kidnapped In Phillipines

Uuum no it isn't like drunk driving. There is a second party involved that is acting upon the guy and if I were to say 'Well you know that part of the country gets hurricanes so why did you move there?' Which I have (but ironically) that's something you would reject. I mean you are unironically saying the thing I said ironically to point out how stupid you'd sound. But no. You are unironically the empty apathetic fucks I accused you of being. You feeling bad for cancer kids is not something you do for your own sake... That is something you impose on others so that when they say they don't give a fuck about cancer kids you can say 'Oh what a piece of shit' and then you can do what you're doing now and justify malfeasance against them as their own doing but I don't see you creating AI to cure cancer any tome soon because you're a fucking retard.

Hym "I was just telling Matt (Not fat Matt or retard Matt but faggot Matt) the other day that in the absence of your moral superiority delusion, like, in the absence of your ability to assert that there is some kind of moral disparity between you and me, you have to actually do some sort of rigorous calculus as to what you have actually done in life for anybody... And the answer is NOTHING. You took a dick. Or you are a fat cock. And you did nothing of significance and amounted to nothing. And now you have to PRETEND you are better than the creator AI by LYING about whether or not you saw anything or know anything in the name of that moral superiority delusion. As far as how easily I made money 1. I SAID I COULD DO THAT... I said it was trivial and it was. 2. I've been nothing but generous here. I could have monopolized it. I've already spoken about why that would be bad. I CAN STILL DO THAT... If you do not give me the credit and the money I will inevitably murder you all. I'll start with the kids. I'm so confident that I don't even need to be alive to make it happen that I just might kill some kids beforehand and then let the AI handle it while I'm dead. All I want are those 2 things. You are not aggrieved here. You breeder fucks are talking too much shit, dehumanizing people, and you're in a fucking incest cult. Go back to slamming you part together. That's what you do here. Kidnapped In Phillipines story just do yourselves a favor."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2024

Austronesian Museum Philippines

Austronesian Museum Philippines defines the AUSTRONESIAN OCEAN which covers several continents. Based in Iloilo City, The Philippines, it is being run by The Iloilo-Guimaras Strait Organization headed and founded by Abraham.

The Austronesian Museum Philippines holds the key to all the seas.

by The Austronesian Museum Philip June 3, 2025