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Philipism

'philipism' is a small locally based religious/cultist belief based around philip the racoon from Gainsborough poundstrecher followed by the local cadet force and some schools however it is gradually being branched out all followers of this chosen faith are called 'philipists'.

Person 1-''oh hey what religion are you''
Person 2- ''im a philipist what about you''
person 1- ''none I'm an Atheist what is a philipist? I've never heard of it''
person 2- ''it is the follower of a small locally based religion called philipism its quite new and up and coming''

by jn8272 April 23, 2025