The way an idiot tells you to spell 'Filipino' even when you're of (partial) Filipino descent and have known how to spell it ever since you could read.

~Given scenario: conversation over text~

P1: Hey! My Filipino cousins are coming to town, we're going to lunch on Saturday. Wanna come?
P2: Sure. Btw thats not how u spell philippino
P1: I'm half Filipino and I've known how to spell it my entire life. It's spelled with an F.
P2: Well I mean philippines is spelled with a ph so its spelled philippino
P1: FUCKING DUMBASS. Alright, nvm. Just forget I said anything. I'm not inviting you.

Philippino by Sarcastic_Dickhead April 22, 2018

PHILIPPINO

A Sexy JIb*........

Marvin the Sexy Philopian!!!!!

PHILIPPINO by Laura the mexi-korn January 16, 2004

Philippino Crab Walk

The most skillful martial art in the world

I'm the master of the Philippino crab walk

Philippino Crab Walk by Philippino Crab Master January 24, 2019

philippino footlong

A Philippino footlong is an Asian/Philippino man’s penis that is 1 foot/ 12 inches long.

Person 1- did you hear that Andrew has a Philippino footlong?

Person 2- makes sense, he’s Philippino.

philippino footlong by Adam Standley January 28, 2019

Philippino Fire Drill

When in an orgy someone yells out PHILIPPINO FIRE DRILL and everybody stops what they're doing and runs around. When the same one yells STOP everyone settles down with a partner no matter the gender.

Man1: Im never doing another Philippino fire drill again last time I did I got Kevin.

Philippino Fire Drill by ChaWill April 19, 2017

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026