peruvian salad bar

A sexual act when one person deficates, segregates the undigested food particles from the shit, and throws the food particles on the pillow for the other's lover to eat.

Wanting to provide Ken a successful peruvian salad bar, Giancarlo's diet consisted of corn relish salsa for snacks, and corn beef and cabbage meals for the past 2 days.

by Danceface November 3, 2008

Peruvian Burn

The act of doing a backward summersault and fellating yourself.

bro, last night i tried for hours to do the peruvian burn.

by DirtyNative September 22, 2011

peruvian bamboo sticks

a mixture of jenkem and cocaine, often cooked with llama spit and encased in rods of bamboo.

Michael: I'm into hard drugs, like blacktar heroine and Peruvian Bamboo Sticks.

by arielvh September 26, 2010

Peruvian Sunglasses

A spin off of the infamous Cleveland Steamer. The act of one partner, preferably Peruvian, defecating in the other partners eye cavities thereby protecting the first partner's eyes from the harmful UV rays of the sun. See also, Ukrainian Bifocals.

I have some killer conjunctivitis after last night's messy Peruvian Sunglasses.

by ZaneDC May 4, 2011

peruvian Sweater

A sweater completely made up of pubic hair. Mostly from the male region the female.

Ex. Dale:Hey man that sweater looks itchy.

Don:Yea i made it this morning.

Dale:What is that made of it smells like balls?

Don:out of my pubes.

Dale:that is nasty what is wrong with you.

Don:felt like doing a peruvian sweater.

by Sharpcw10 March 17, 2010

Peruvian Pop Tart

Th Peruvian Pop Tart is when a couple is free falling from a plane and decides of all places, it is a good idea to get it in, in the air.

1. "Dude I did the craziest thing yesterday".
2. " what did you do" ?
3. " I totally did the Peruvian Pop Tart yesterday on the way down"
4 " No way your the man" !

by Parker160 May 25, 2010

Peruvian goats

fuckin stupid way to prepey 7th grade girls--if you put crapping after means their talkin shit

GOD the Peruvian goats are still crapin

by Taylor May 8, 2003