waylon your palan

Yanking your pud, spanking your monkey, beating off. Derived from the legendary Waylon Palan who lived in Green Mountain CO in the 1980's, a man famous for yanking his pud as many as 9 times a day, often in public.

Stop waylon your palan all the time!

by WaylonPalan April 7, 2007

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Palancing

Trinidad Soca Monarchs JW and Blaze coined the derived term ’palancing’’. Although claimed as theirs, formed by simply removing the ’R’’ from the word ’parlance’’. The term is ’Jack Palancing’’ which is a linguistic device known as rhyming slangs (later to be called Cockney rhyming slangs). These rhyming slangs, peculiar to most languages were slangs in which words were replaced by a word or phrase with which they rhymed. Another form of rhyming slangs was called reduplication as in such terms as ’hoity toity’’, ’namby pamby’’, ’nitty gritty’’, ’itsy bitsy’’ etc.

The term ’Jack Palancing’’ simply means dancing. Its origin may be more Irish than Cockney. As a matter of fact, one well-known Cockney rhyming slang is ’donkey’s ears’’ meaning ’years’’.

Reference: "Origin of 'palance'". Trindad Express, Feb. 16, 2010.

We going palancing tonight!

by trini9999 March 19, 2010

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Jack Palance

To accidentally inhale sharply through both the nose and mouth at the end of a statement, a la actor Jack Palance. This is due either to an oncoming burp or hiccup,or other change of internal pressure.

So yesterday I fell off of the toilet.(gasp)...Wow, I just Jack Palanced at the end of that sentence

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

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paganazism

The Neo-Pagan fundamentalism. Adherents, known as Paganazis, operate under the delusion that the United States is a Christian theocracy, or that Presiden Bush is a theocrat; additionally, Paganazis frequently living in a debilitating fear about "the Religious Right," which some even call "the Religious Reich".

Despite the fact that no one in America has lost the right to vote or gone to prison for failing to convert to Christianity, Paganazism continues to thrive in the Pagan community.

by Gahmuret June 25, 2006

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Paawan

A celebrity of many talents. He is an amazing singer, guitarist, pianist, and beat boxer. His other, lesser known talents are being naturally charismatic, making fun of tall kids born in 2006, and having an inhuman spice tolerence level.

He's also learned many languages throughout his life so far; i.e. Spanish, Punjabi, Hindi, German, Japanese, and the language of seduction.

He may be naturally charismatic, and charming but deep inside his little brain, thoughts of "Pickle Sex" and "Dirty Andrew's" roam his mind 24/7. Beware, as he will try to show you videos he's found of this subject matter to you.

Top Achievements:
-Bombsquad robot skin (plus all other skins)
-Winning a "Thumb War" against Allison wong, *professional thumb wrestler*
-Turned down working for a pyramid scheme

-Professional salad maker
-Phineas and Ferbs biggest fan

If you get into a fight with this man, i cannot say this enough. BACK OFF IMMEDIATELY you WILL die.

Likes and dislikes:

Likes: smooth, dogs, having his medical bills

paid for

Dislikes: sticky, cats, paying friends medical

bills.

Overall, pretty solid guy. Kinda crazy that he doesn't like cats, or paying for friends medical bills, but his rap and beat boxing skills make up for it.

Allison: Hey Paawan, how tall are you again? 5' 9" or 5' 9.5"?
Paawan: What?? im 5' 11"??

by Allsont April 12, 2021

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