Pastard

An adaptation of the word "Bastard" to be used solely in a context where pastries or sweets are involved, generally towards an individual that has had something to eat that you haven't.

Giulia brought her own pastries at work today and didn't share, what a royal pastard.

by Mysteryfox September 30, 2016

Pastanaut

Someone that loves to have pasta for dinner every day.

OMG, he's having macaroni and spaghetti for dinner every day, that guy MUST be a pastanaut!

by ChrisvB January 5, 2009

Pantaroon

fruity, nutty, awful looking shorts

Dude, look at those pantaroons. Do not want.

by saruhhj December 16, 2008

pastaking

When someone pushes your nose to the side of your face.

Bella: im gunna pastak you soooo hard!!
Carly: uve been pastaked!!!!!
Annie: have u 2 been pastaking?

by yalemnau August 16, 2009

pastages

A dish consisting of pasta and chopped sausages.

A: Totally in need of some meat relief right now.
B: I'll get the pastages started.

by essjaydee vee elljayhaitch June 28, 2011

passtard

A driver on the freeway who does not give other drivers a chance to move into the slow lane but instead passes on the right (in the U.S.).

That impatient passtard is going to cause an accident with his constant lane changing and utter disregard for freeway etiquette!

by chillspice June 14, 2013

pasta pussy

The pussy of an Italian woman

That girl Berta's got a pasta pussy.

by Lmjm4 March 14, 2014