palakpreet

The person who is always called on by the teacher. Super annoying but also super loved. Never gives up. Very pretty and weird. Weird is a good thing.

Palakpreet got called on by the teacher again!

by - the nobody October 25, 2017

papakura high

Papakura high, a school full of ratties, hoes & few smart people that'll never get anywhere. Depressed students all around. While walking through the school you'll hear "do you know who's selling?" at least several times. And by "selling" I most definitely mean drugs because Kura High students love to get high and use the bunsen burners in the science classes to light their blunts. The year 9's are all little shit's even when they're not. The year 10's are really only there to date the year 9's. The year 11's are the victims. They get their shit broken from year 9's or stolen by class mates if they take engineering/tech. Speaking of tech, that teacher is always talking. Anyways, the year 12's are. Wait, are there even year 12's? I don't know one year 12 at Kura high. probably cause they all drop out around year 11. And last but not least, the year 13's. All hanging out in a small crowd together. Can't wait to leave the school. Know's they're not going to university because let's be real, why would you go to Papakura High if you wanted to go to university? If they don't get a scholarship then watch out McDonalds, here they come.

Papakura high, full of sack nuts, stoners, and std's.

by wotdefok June 4, 2017

Penis Parachute

A penis parachute is necessary when one is taking a poop usually in a public place and to avoid penis and toilet seat contact you put your penis between your stomach and shirt.

Tom: "That bathroom was horrible, but i had to go so bad."

Jane: " I hope your penis didnt touch the seat!"

Tom: "No worrries i did a penis parachute."

by Jared Juice August 22, 2010

para abnormal

When things are even more fucked up than usual.

My life is pretty para abnormal.

by What else is new? April 18, 2005

parachute pants

Tight nylon pants with lots of zippers.

by jer October 27, 2003

Japanese Parachute

On the roof of your house, after anal sex, blast your load all over her back, then throw her off the roof.

Not realizing where I parked, I destroyed my car when I gave her a Japanese Parachute.

by rjmcg88 February 22, 2009

Hot Pocket Parachute

A term used when a male stuffs his penis inside of a females anal for 5-10 seconds until female preforms a fart; then quickly the male releases the penis from the anal leaving a parachute of poop shooting from the females rectum onto the mans chest. This action can also be done without the discretion of the male.

Guy 1: So bro, how was hanging out with that Russian chick? I heard she does nasty shit...

Guy 2: Ever Heard of a Hot Pocket Parachute?

Guy 1: Um, no; wtf is that?

Guy 2: Go to Urbandictionary.com and look it up.

Guy 1: Are you ok, man?

Guy 2: .......no...

by TommyBecks September 12, 2010