by pmedic January 16, 2012
"Damn, that kid went on a puke parade last night, and my house is now the same color as the jungle juice."
by BigBallsBert February 04, 2010
n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.
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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?
No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.
Will there be cake?
No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.
Will there be cake?
by gnostic 1 October 06, 2013
When a group of families gets together and one of the kids convinces their dad to carry them, especially on the shoulder, it triggers the other kids to force their fathers to match the first dad's antics...
Kid 1: I'm tired. Carry me?
Dad 1: okay
Kids 2 through N: daddy - I'm tired...carry me!!! I said carry me like kid 1's dad! His dad obviously loves him more than you love me!
Mom 1: don't look now mom 2...it's the dad parade...
Mom 2: oh no - dad 2 hurt his back last week and was just starting to get better...
Mom 1: blame my husband - he should know better than to trigger a dad parade...
Dad 1: okay
Kids 2 through N: daddy - I'm tired...carry me!!! I said carry me like kid 1's dad! His dad obviously loves him more than you love me!
Mom 1: don't look now mom 2...it's the dad parade...
Mom 2: oh no - dad 2 hurt his back last week and was just starting to get better...
Mom 1: blame my husband - he should know better than to trigger a dad parade...
by Jbt003 July 01, 2014
by J$honey August 15, 2021
When someone parades around the house spraying perfume to cover up the smells of the sex they just had.
ERin had a perfume parade before her parents came home to cover up the smells from her previous escapades.
by Spacecowboyi19 July 01, 2018
1. To noticeably join in congratulations through the pressing "reply all";
2. a compulsion to join in public display of congratulation.
2. a compulsion to join in public display of congratulation.
Don had worked really hard to secure the new contract.
Dave was quick to congratulate Don and the rest of the company joined the praise parade clogging up inboxes.
Dave was quick to congratulate Don and the rest of the company joined the praise parade clogging up inboxes.
by Gil Sausage November 17, 2010