Vaginal Palsy

A rare, temporary condition seen in women who have extremely skilled sex partners.

Symptoms include loss of motor control, inability to walk straight, unintelligble speech (mmmmhh!, uungghh!, aaahhnng!, oohhhhaahh!), and difficulty standing up straight.

Vaginal Palsy and O-pilepsy are known to be related conditions.

Vaginal Palsy is one of a new class of sexually transmitted conditions known as STBs (Sexually Transmitted Benefits).

He had given her Vaginal Palsy. Her arms & legs were shaking. She couldn't talk right, walk straight, or even stand up and it would be several minutes before she could.

by ExactPresence August 23, 2011

Nappy Pappy

Bigfoots DICK

Nappy Pappy smells like bigfoots dick

by kndfvnfdibgfd March 27, 2010

pappyslap

n. an admonishment or scolding from your father (or -- whoever's the boss man of your house) which is delivered in front of another family member(s), usually the boss woman of the house, to make it seem like you are being properly disciplined for bad behavior, but in reality the dressing down is for show, and you know the one scolding is on your side, has no issue with your actions, and is just pretending to be righteous to appease the other family member. To be distinguished from a pappyslam, which is a show of genuine anger and/or disgust. pappyslam
v. to scold a youth still under one's watch without seriousness in fact, but to satisfy the demands of another authoritative family member.

Tyrone say his pop dun pappyslapped his hiney durin' suppa for haulin' off on Zeke like dat - so's ta git his mama ta lay offa his butt boutit. Ole man tole Ty bee-fo den dat dat pussy sucka haddit cumin' fo reel, strate up.

by galcoolest March 9, 2005

Pappyflap

A title coal miners give to people who they deem to be extremely irritating and/or annoying. However, many coal miners use this term to describe their friends.

1. You, sir, are a pappyflap.
2. How's it going, pappyflap?
3. You're a pappyflap!

by I AM NOT A TUBA PLAYER November 27, 2009

Pappy Doe

To swear something on one's father's grave...followed by the word "though"

Dat bitch be trippin on me...cakin' wit' dat fake ass nigga! I got both they assses! Pappy Doe!

Trans: That young lady (my girl, or ex) is messing around behind my back with a gentleman that I don't care for. That's cool. I'm gonna beat both of their asses. I swear on father's grave that this is the case!

by Mufasa205 May 30, 2011

palmyra highschool

Oh palmyra high school a mixture of kids from Riverton, Beverly and Palmyra. The melting pot of people usually ends in a fight once of year if your lucky. The little 7th and 8th graders running around the school being immature and screaming for no reason. The football team is ass occasionally but no matter how bad the football team is the stands will always be full on Friday night. Let's not forget about are Lady panthers the girls soccer team is better then the football team but hey it's all good. We don't take much pride in are spirit week but we always enjoy beating city on are annual homecoming game. Every good night ends with a late night trip to either the Wawa on board street or the dinner Rt 130. But when school ends everyone gathers at the palmyra or riverton train station to catch the river line down to Camden's BB&T to tailgate for country concerts but no one ever actually goes into a concert. The only car who isn't blasting country is palmyra's we're blasting rap music ;) and on 4th of July eveyone heads to Riverton to celebrate down at the river and walking around with are red solo cups wearing red white and blue or a palmyra soccer t-shirt.

Palmyra highschool is something else

by Millyrock00009 August 14, 2017

Palmyra Elementary

Some really shitty school in california with really bad staff but you be most likely to get your dick sucked while ur here

Oh shit Palmyra Elementary, that's when I lost my virginity.

by Smalldicgang March 8, 2019