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Puta puerca

Tu puta madre- basically it’s a pig bitch wrapped in a tortilla blanket.
I got to the pad, and that puta puerca was wrapped in a tortilla blanket foo, i fucking lost it.
by Okifknsaid November 19, 2023
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Puta blonde

1. A “bottle blonde” — someone who dyes their hair blonde cheaply and obviously.

2. A cheap or promiscuous woman.

3. (Derogatory, especially along the U.S./Mexican border) Describing a woman as a streetwalker or prostitute who dyes her hair blonde cheaply and obviously.
¡Ay! ¡Ella es una puta blonde!

Marjorie Taylor Greene carries herself like she’s a puta blonde!
by carpbear June 19, 2024
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puta ng ina

Colloquially “son of a bitch”… Literallyyour mother’s a whore”
Cornelius: “the police raided my house and took all of my possessions in Quezon City,”
George: “puta ng ina!”
by DisabledDannyDoom March 15, 2025
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Puta Flu

A made up disease that covers symptoms of sniffles or a general unwell feeling, after a trip to Zona Norte, Tijuana.
Damn bro I am still coughing with this Puta Flu…
by MoldyGarlicbread June 21, 2025
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Puta Paisa

A woman from Medellín, Colombia, who treats dating as a full-time hustle aimed at attracting foreign men—especially Gringos. Unlike the working girls of Parque Lleras, the Puta Paisa doesn’t charge by the hour; she plays the long game.

She’s fluent in flirtation, halfway fluent in English, and claims to run a “business” (usually an Instagram boutique that’s mysteriously unprofitable). Her daily routine revolves around gym selfies, aesthetic appointments, and curating the illusion of luxury living—all funded by admirers rather than sales.

Not to be confused with:
A sex worker. The Puta Paisa’s currency is attention, lifestyle upgrades, and validation. Cash just comes later—indirectly.
“Bro, she said she owns a swimsuit line on Instagram, but she’s been ‘networking’ with tourists in El Poblado every night. Classic Puta Paisa.”
by Klassy Kimberly October 30, 2025
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Cocka-Puta

The wild Cocka-Puta or Cocka-Puto is a human who carelessly receives anal sex without first cleaning out his or her own ass. This compound word is derived from the Spanish word for "shit", caca - and puta or puto, a Spanish term for a promiscuous female or male. Also referenced is the designer dog breed name Cackapoo. The wild Cocka-Puta has a strange understanding of physics and human anatomy, or quite possibly a secret poop-sex fetish.
Man, that Cacka-Puta from last night wrecked my dick, couch cushions, and bedsheets.

Currently there are no know hookup sites for Cocka-Putas and Cocka-Putos to enable each others issues instead of destroying every one else's lives...and linens without warning, but for fuck sake there should be.
by Centaur69 July 13, 2021
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la puta que te pario

it means "the whore that gave you birth", but the word 'parir' (gave birth) isn't polite. Usually you say 'have a baby' (tener un bebe) and not ' parir un bebe'. the word is too hard
a person treat you badly and you say: "anda a la puta que te pario". (go to the whore that gave you birth) is quite offensive, specially about women. but womwn uses the expression as well.
by gabpas October 24, 2009
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