This occurs when two mere aquaintances leave a location, and one individual says "goodbye" entirely too early. In this situation, the relationship is not yet close enough to openly acknowledge the incredibly awkward position they have now been forced into while walking to their immediate destination. This usually occurs while walking to vehicles, or separate apartments/rooms.
Josh: Goodbye, Colton!
Colton: See ya later, Josh!
(after an excruciating 30 second silent side-by-side walk to the parking lot, both Josh and Colton reach their vehicles and part ways.)
Colton: (says to self) Wow, that was a Premature Goodbye if I've ever seen one.
Colton: See ya later, Josh!
(after an excruciating 30 second silent side-by-side walk to the parking lot, both Josh and Colton reach their vehicles and part ways.)
Colton: (says to self) Wow, that was a Premature Goodbye if I've ever seen one.
by chager45 February 14, 2010
Did you see that Apple Cup premature eflagulation? I thought the fans were going to storm the field!
by lyonfire December 01, 2019
--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.
--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."
See also: Premature Ejaculation
--"Peter": Penis.
--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."
See also: Premature Ejaculation
Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.
(Start)
Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)
(End of Scene)
(Start)
Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)
(End of Scene)
by Lusty Kitti February 04, 2006
The act of quitting a Starcraft 2 game early when you could have one. Popularized by Greg "IdrA" Fields when he quit a game versus MMA after MMA destroyed his own Orbital Command Center.
by Edoran June 14, 2011
A unique phenomena among would be suicide bombers where their explosives detonate prematurely.
Palestinians sometimes refer to this as a "work accident".
Palestinians sometimes refer to this as a "work accident".
by capt diggs November 20, 2011
The act of, in theatre, saying your line before the person your talking to, making the dialog sound weird.
by The Theatre Boy February 28, 2011
Gingrich gained ground in the polls this week as Cain and
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.
by goldandsilverowner November 19, 2011