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Cubicle poolette

Scenario that occurs when Person A walks into a public or workplace toilet to find Person B washing their hands and the sound of a recently flushed toilet coming from one of multiple cubicles. Person A then has to decide which cubicle to choose, attempting to avoid the cubicle that has just been devastated by the bowel movements of Person B.

Should the person loose the resulting cubicle roulette or 'poolette', they will have to endure the strench, shit stains and/or poo fog left behind by the previous occupant for the duration of their own stool making.
Person 1: "Christ, I just lost a game of cubicle poolette in the work toilets. I feel sick."

Person 2: "Haha, could you taste the last guy's poo fog"

Person 1: "...what the fuck? No. What's wrong with you man?!"
by Kilgore Trout 86 June 19, 2013
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russian poolet

When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.
Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"
by Killer Llama November 23, 2016
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PUSSY POULTRY

When you’re hitting it from the back and right before you nut you pull out and stick a chicken head up her pussy and continue to bone the chicken till u buss.
Fred: Do you know where I can get a chicken

Joe:why

Fred: To do pussy poultry duh
by Pussy Poultry April 18, 2019
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K-popleton

K-popleton --- A simple minded K-pop stan, usually found commenting and whinging whenever/wherever people express disproving views of the music genre.
Sarah always throw tantrums whenever you say, you don't like K-pop. She is a real k-popleton
by Vonjimoh January 11, 2021
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Boom Pouflet

A posh fart with a strong essence.

imagine a Elizabethan farting making an excuse of farting whilst waving the stench with a fan
Boom Pouflet

Pardon, my boom (bum) pouflet (posh puff) for your enjoyment

basically a excuse for farting and saying it was acceptable to drop their guts in the company of others
by bo selecta May 3, 2021
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Sol Poletti

The most light skin guy you’ll ever meet. Everywhere he goes it’s golden hour for him. This man could literally pull anyone he wants but he has absolutely no game. He also gets mistaken for Cristiano Ronaldo sometimes sas they are so similar.
LOOK IS THAT RONALDO SUII, oh wait no it’s Sol Poletti!
by Lightskin1”- November 22, 2021
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dirty paulette

When you pick up stray dogs and let them live with you just to have them lick peanut butter off your taint/fupa while dressed in a school girl outfit.
We all thought Gina was super compassionate from the time she spent working at the animal shelter until we realized she was just there to get a dirty paulette each day.
by Spotclimber July 3, 2023
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