(noun) The act of heating a hot pocket for 30 seconds in the microwave (no more/no less) slicing one side open with a butter knife and using it as a diy flesh light.
Jim: I was feeling pretty lonely last night.
Jerry: What did you do?
Jim: I went ahead and made a Portuguese Hot Pocket
Jerry: What did you do?
Jim: I went ahead and made a Portuguese Hot Pocket
by Portugal The Hot Pocket May 11, 2016
Get the Portuguese Hot Pocketmug. Something, especially referring to an event, that is casually violent or chaotically aggressive; everyone involved has a reckless, devil-may-care attitude towards the (often serious or important) problem or topic at hand.
Popularised by the band Cage The Elephant, with their song 'Portuguese Knife Fight'.
Popularised by the band Cage The Elephant, with their song 'Portuguese Knife Fight'.
Zach Casualrapeford: Hey Brock, you seen Barron around?
Brock Chesterwood: Yeah bro, it turns out Ashley reported him to the principal about him raping Stacey. He said he was going to have a word with her and her boyfriend, but he looked like he was gonna get into a Portuguese knife fight instead.
Zach Casualrapeford: I hope he sorts that mess out before his parents find out.
Brock Chesterwood: Yeah bro, it turns out Ashley reported him to the principal about him raping Stacey. He said he was going to have a word with her and her boyfriend, but he looked like he was gonna get into a Portuguese knife fight instead.
Zach Casualrapeford: I hope he sorts that mess out before his parents find out.
by AussieManDiaz December 7, 2017
Get the Portuguese Knife Fightmug. by elhelmete November 10, 2006
Get the Portuguese first classmug. A sexual act where a willing partner lies on his or her back with a towel over their face. At this point, their partner will urinate on the towel whilst eating peri-peri chicken wings. Yum yum!!
Sally thought she had the measure of me in the bedroom until I hit her with the old Portuguese Water Board!
by cjs dirty mind January 23, 2011
Get the Portuguese Water Boardmug. Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"
Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
by Mad_signtist September 8, 2023
Get the Portuguese Disco Slidemug. Following a Portuguese Breakfast, the decadent meal is shared between consenting adults in the form of a snowball.
Jack enjoyed Gary's Portuguese Breakfast so much that he insisted in letting his partner taste the decadent concoction for himself. The couple spent the better part of the morning in bed together enjoying a Portuguese Snow Day.
by spacehead74 November 25, 2019
Get the Portuguese Snow Daymug. by Gnardog37 December 28, 2022
Get the Portuguese Plot Twistmug.