(noun) The act of heating a hot pocket for 30 seconds in the microwave (no more/no less) slicing one side open with a butter knife and using it as a diy flesh light.
Jim: I was feeling pretty lonely last night.
Jerry: What did you do?
Jim: I went ahead and made a Portuguese Hot Pocket
Jerry: What did you do?
Jim: I went ahead and made a Portuguese Hot Pocket
by Portugal The Hot Pocket May 11, 2016
Something, especially referring to an event, that is casually violent or chaotically aggressive; everyone involved has a reckless, devil-may-care attitude towards the (often serious or important) problem or topic at hand.
Popularised by the band Cage The Elephant, with their song 'Portuguese Knife Fight'.
Popularised by the band Cage The Elephant, with their song 'Portuguese Knife Fight'.
Zach Casualrapeford: Hey Brock, you seen Barron around?
Brock Chesterwood: Yeah bro, it turns out Ashley reported him to the principal about him raping Stacey. He said he was going to have a word with her and her boyfriend, but he looked like he was gonna get into a Portuguese knife fight instead.
Zach Casualrapeford: I hope he sorts that mess out before his parents find out.
Brock Chesterwood: Yeah bro, it turns out Ashley reported him to the principal about him raping Stacey. He said he was going to have a word with her and her boyfriend, but he looked like he was gonna get into a Portuguese knife fight instead.
Zach Casualrapeford: I hope he sorts that mess out before his parents find out.
by AussieManDiaz December 08, 2017
by elhelmete November 10, 2006
A sexual act where a willing partner lies on his or her back with a towel over their face. At this point, their partner will urinate on the towel whilst eating peri-peri chicken wings. Yum yum!!
Sally thought she had the measure of me in the bedroom until I hit her with the old Portuguese Water Board!
by cjs dirty mind January 23, 2011
by Gnardog37 December 28, 2022
by NUT TUGGER July 29, 2018
Similar to the Dutch Rudder where a male would grab hold of his own penis and another person would grab the forearm of the hand gripping the man snake and move it as to perform masturbation. The Portuguese Lobster Boat adds to this act by adding another person to the mix. The third party would then take hold of the arm of the person grabbing hold of the arm of the person grabbing the man meat. The whole thing when coordinated correctly looks like 3 people rowing a boat.
Andy: Hey Joe, do you want to join Doug and I in the living room, we are trying to start up a Portuguese Lobster Boat?
Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.
Doug: its never gay bro, chill
Joe: You right...
Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.
Doug: its never gay bro, chill
Joe: You right...
by J0HNNY0 February 18, 2016