poached

verb: drunk, usually meaning more than a little bit drunk.

"I got so poached last night."

by wee_jambo_lou January 9, 2006

poachers sack

A large hairy axe wound, or a large Pork casing - vagina

you could tell she's had a couple of kids, as it was as loose as as a poachers sack, more like throwing a sausage down a dark alley !

by Nige September 17, 2003

Photo poaching

The act of casually walking past in the background of a photo taken by an unsuspecting stranger and pulling a hideous face right at the moment they take the photo. Especially great if the camera is disposable.

person 1: Dude!! check that japanese couple taking a photo on the bridge.
person 2: its photo poaching time!!

by photopoacher August 6, 2009

facebook poaching

the act of friend requesting people you don't know off of your friend's friend list.

an example of facebook poaching is sending friend requests to a coworkers friend just because they are hot.

by racholudo September 10, 2010

pussy poacher

A rippling hot tub poaching away at the leathery regions of a cougars hostile vagina. Spices and herbs are not necessary, but marijuana, vicodin, and chardonnay are key to success.

E.D. had to drain the pussy poacher in his backyard after Eliza spilt her chardonnay and overcooked her hostile vagina, declaring, "that was a bad drug."

by kirkddsmd March 2, 2009

Cam Poaching

When a bitch on MFC, Chaturbate, or any other cam site messages you in an attempt to get you to view their cam.

BridgetteTheMiget went onto Harli_Lotts' cam and tried cam poaching CuckCobain69.

by I Have 5 Beta Fish In 1 Tank January 11, 2019

poaching

1. The act of asking or looking for underage teens purposely.

2. A cougar asking or looking for a guys younger sibling.

Example 1.

A) "I'm bout to go to the high school and show off my new car today."

B) " Dude, NO POACHING!! Your like twenty-five, what the fuck!

Example 2.

Girl, I'm bout to do some SERIOUS poaching at this man house. All this man HAS is younger brothers.

by Griaule November 26, 2010