planker

A very dense slow minded ignorant individual that doesn't think before speaking.

Wow Bob, you really are a Planker.

by Flouxetine August 10, 2006

planking

A newer name for the lying down game, where you pose for a picture lying flat on your face in an unusual location.

Food superstore Woolworths sacked eight employees this week for planking on top of meat grinders, display shelves, trolleys and stacks of milk crates.

by Frankie1969 June 15, 2011

Plonker

A stupid person

Grace!!! You absolute plonker

by Sugaronastick December 16, 2019

Plodka

Shitty Vodka that comes in a plastic bottle.
Nearly guaranteed to give a gnarly hangover.

Oh God, is that fucking rubbing alcohol?!

Nah bro! Its Plodka, I picked up 3 bottles for $5.25 and a 24 of Keystone!

by MarcLittle December 9, 2008

Malaysian Plinko

A lewd oral sex act wherein a male participant is receiving oral sex from a person with a tracheal stoma. When climax is reached, the male receiving oral sex ejaculates deep into mouth of the stoma-oral-sex-giver causing the semen to be released from the tracheal stoma, dribbling down the chest of the stoma-oral-sex-giver a la Plinko.

also see Detroit Sidecar

Dude, I totally got a free BJ last night playing Malaysian Plinko. My load dropped right into her belly button to score the free BJ!

by Hey Guy… February 28, 2013

plink

See plinking

The act of plinking, or to plink, is to shoot at objects for fun, like tin cans.

Its different from bullseye, where one shoots small circles on paper targets, and different from the competitive shooting sports such as USPSA which have rules.

With my .22 I plinked at some old soup cans for a couple of hours in the middle of the desert, and left with a large grin!

by GunCat February 12, 2007

plok

A substitute for the "f word".

WHAT THE PLOK?
"Last night I PLOKED a girl so hard, she cried!"Said Bobo.
"Well don't over-plok, you might get a PTD, or Plok-transmitted disease," said Carl.
MUTHA PLOKA!

by TristanG April 16, 2008