parsh

a partial boner, usually what you have 10 minutes after waking up after a night of heavy sex

guy1: dude do you have morning wood??
guy2: nah, i just got a parsh.

by tivstip95 January 23, 2010

pearson

To overprice a book, fail to support it, and provide substandard online materials for it.

Etymology - user willfe's comment from reddit thread by user yardape6

I bought an e-book but never managed to get downloadable CD content for it from the publisher. They pearsoned the book.

by redanon December 7, 2011

parsonist

noun
1.A person that uses people for their cars/trucks
2. Has a triple chin feature consumes alot of food
3. Incredibly cheap

Mr.K: Dude get your own car im sick of driving you around all night
Mr.D: Screw you. Now take me to the store and buy me some cupcakes

by wumba May 2, 2005

Parselmouth

the name of a website used to either translate random words, swears, or innapropriate language into parselmouth/toungue or to creep random people out.

i was on parselmouth(.com) last night

by bballbraceface33 January 23, 2010

Parker Pearson

A big fucking pussy who wants to get an ass kicking..

Man this kid was such a parker.. he thought he was tough as shit but got his ass kicked by wylie

by Parkers Owner May 31, 2004

parseltongue

The act of cunnilingus

Mate did you go down on her?

Yeah, love a bit of parseltongue

by LordWillberforce August 15, 2011

Parsonite

Somebody who works for West London engineering outfit Parsons

Matty Holland World Cup Goalscorer is no longer a Parsonite

by Giusseppe Oyola Penfold March 3, 2005