plan slut

someone who chooses their plans based off what looks more fun rather than who asked you first

me: hey so are you coming tonight?

plan slut: no I can't someone just came and picked me up

me: we talked about this earlier before, plan slut

by wooopoooooooooo April 28, 2011

Hard Plans

A plan in (involves a handshake) which you and your friends take on a journey together and promise to abide by the terms and conditions of hard planning. "Hard Plans" will stick with you forever and ever, through thick and thin, through life and death and will stay with you till the day you die.

The only way to reverse "Hard Plans" is to say the phrase "Snalp Drah" and complete the reverse handshake.

Person 1: let's get our ears pierced!
Person 2: hell yeah! (starts to walk away)
Person 1: wait no let's make... hard plans

*does handshake*

by Keira&rubes June 13, 2018

pam plan

The act of spraying a sleeping campers ass with cooking spray ensuring a quick and frictionless entry.

When I go camping with Mike I always use the Pam Plan.

by billybad December 31, 2014

planned rejection

A strategy that recently divorced people, trying to get back into the dating scene, use to experience rejection as they re-insert themselves into the dating scene. The objective is to deliberately experience rejection by someone who is known to be unattainable (owing to relationship status, class, or behavioural and physical attributes), in order to overcome a fear of rejection.

Bald, stumpy Louie pulled a planned rejection with that hot waitress to get the courage to ask out Amanda.

by Ian C. Curtis May 7, 2007

Plan BMSing

When a female takes Plan B and goes through the Emotional, Behavioral, and Hormonal changes that a woman goes through during PMS

Man 1: Hey man, my girl took plan b, and she’s being like a total bitch right now.

Man 2: Bro, cut her some slack she’s probably just Plan BMSing!

by JEChillinLS March 1, 2023

Plan-beriod

That "period" you get after taking plan b. Symptoms include light bleeding, sore boobs, and cramps like the baby you don't want is punching your uterus.

"Hey Mallory! Wanna go to the club tonight?"
"No girl I can't, I've got that plan-beriod."

by Ellewest44 February 18, 2015

Simple Plan

Five guys from Montréal, Canada. The band plays pop-punk music. They've been around since 1999 and put out their first album--No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls--in 2002. Their second album--Still Not Getting Any...--was released in 2004. Their third album, a self titled one, was released in 2008. Their fourth album--Get Your Heart On!--was released June 2011.

Their singles include...

Perfect, Welcome to My Life, Addicted, I'd Do Anything, Astronaut, Summer Paradise, I'm Just a Kid, Can't Keep My Hands Off You, Perfect World, Shut Up

Some people may say they're a bunch of lame, whiny, emo losers, but they're not. They have literally SAVED LIVES, including my own. How would you like it if people constantly mocked and ridiculed the people who kept you from killing yourself, ending it all? How would you feel if you felt like you couldn't talk to anyone about any of your problems and they were all you had? How would you feel then? Go listen to This Song Saved My Life- Simple Plan. Maybe then you'll get it. They asked their fans on Twitter how their music has affected them and this was the product: an amazing, beautiful, tear-jerking song. I hope you get it now.

Anyone who's never heard their music... Please just give them a fair chance. Please.

1: Do you like that band Simple Plan?

2: Yes! They saved my LIFE xD

by That one chick. Yeah. HER. June 12, 2012