Pittsburgh Steelers

An NFL team that resides in the ass crack of the Northeast US. City is noted for more people than teeth, more mullets than Mexico, and no jobs. Beastiality and Sodomy were created in Pittsburgh in the 1980s, when the city's job situation went down the crapper, and bandwagon Steeler fans had many losing seasons, so they gave up watching football and took to banging sheep.

Pittsbugh Steelers Men: characterized by either goatee or mustache, drives a Camaro or Pontiac, and does not possess a college education. Would have large mullet plumage, but might get caught in factory equipment. Scent of goat pussy is always on their breath. Pittsburgh Steelers Women: the larger of the two sexes, constantly drunk, louder than the men, plumage from their mullet much more pronounced. Deep smokers voice and multiple tattoos on legs.

by nicka May 19, 2006

pittsburgh stillers

The best damn team in all the land. Not one football team in the entire NFL can compare to the 5 time Super Bowl Champions. With players such as Roethlisberger, Hines "57" Ward, Joey "the Boot" Porter, Troy "I love to crack skulls and let my gorgeous black hair fly through the wind" Polamalu, there is no question as to why Pittsburgh has the best football team. We have what we like to call "Steeler Nation." Every road game is a home game, there are Steeler Bars in every city. Take a look at Super Bowl XL, over 75% of the fans there were Steeler fans, waving their terrible towels in which the Good Lord Myron Cope brought into this world (thank you Myron and God Bless). The Stillers have earned their 5th Super Bowl ring this year, now tied with the horrendous 49ers and the Dallas Cowgirls for the most. We have the single greatest coach, coming up on his 14th consecutive year with the Steelers and we have the single greatest owners: The Rooney's. Most importantly, we Steeler fan are the greatest fans on earth (stated on the 2006 ESPY's). We do not jump on the bandwagon, we do not love any other team besides our steelers, and if someone says he does, then he is not a true steeler fan. Lastly, we are home to two great things: Heinz ketchup and Iron City beer, what more could we ask for?!

"So who you rootin for this year?"
"WHO DO YOU THINK? THE PITTSBURGH STILLERS YOU FUCKIN IDIOT!"

If you ain't a Steeler fan, you ain't shit!

Fuck Cleveland!

by da biggest Steeler fan September 7, 2008

pittsburgh steelers

a cheating, overrated, lucky nfl team who always seems to make it to the superbowl. their colors are black and YELLOW, not black and gold. their coach enjoys paying off the refs and beating off on his players. their team consists of a rapist (ben roethlisberger), a faggot with long hair (troy polamolu), and a bunch of cocky queers. they have, by far, the absolute cockiest fans in the entire world. most of them consisting of white trash bandwagon jumpers. when they lose they will complain for weeks. this team is also known as the pittsburgh squealers.

steelers fan- lets go pittsburgh steelers! black and gold!
some guy- listen up douche bag, they are black and YELLOW, not black and gold, you egotistical fuck.

by thehonestfuck March 1, 2011

Pittsburgh Hot

A women who would otherwise be attractive, but is about 20 pounds overweight and trashy. A 10 in Pittsburgh would be about a 6 anywhere else.

That girl is Pittsburgh hot now, but if she dropped about 20 pounds and laid off the Marlboro Reds she would definitely get done.

by Gefilte Phish April 16, 2010

Pittsburgh Baptism

When a resident from the city of Pittsburgh gives birth to a child (male or female) and then dips the child while still attached to the umbilical cord into the nearest sewer three times.

Why do you need to take off work?
I have to go outta town to witness my little cousins Pittsburgh Baptism.

by TnZ20 February 11, 2012

Pittsburgh Steeler Fan

A Pittsburgh Steeler fan is any fan who wears a Troy Palomalu or Ben Roethlisberger jersey because they have a weird attraction to overrated rapist quarterbacks and a captain caveman throwback who does gay ass hair commercials. They are fans who claim to be so awesome because their team won so many Super Bowls but nobody gives a shit about them but themselves. They actually use the excuse "We won lots of Super Bowls" when they lose a game. When they win a Super Bowl only one city cares. Pittsburgh. When they go to away games they have more fans than the team they are visiting because they save up their money all year long for travelling to cities like Cleveland and Cincinnati. They spend the rest of the year eating out of trash cans because they have no money for food. When the Steelers lose a game at least 5 fans commit suicide. And when they got owned in the Super Bowl they went into hiding, I haven't seen a single fan in MONTHS. That's a good thing. Even when a fan passes away they recover quickly because new fans are born every day...the only human or animal that will bang a Pittsburgh fan is a Pittsburgh fan. There is a difference between being passionate about your team and living in a state of never ending psychosis about a team that doesn't give a shit about you except for what's in your wallet. Steeler fans don't know that.

You completely drained your bank account because of a crack addiction?! Damn, you pulled a Pittsburgh Steeler Fan.

by RealityTime April 17, 2011

Pittsburgh Creamer

The process by which a girl blocks you with her hand while you attempt to give her a facial, and then smacks you in the face while shouting "Bitch!" in an emasculating manner.

Guy 1:
I once tried to give my girlfriend a facial. She blocked it with her hand and proceeded to smack me across the face with it. She then proceeded to say "Bitch!", in a very emasculating manner. That was my first Pittsburgh Creamer, bro.

Guy 2: Whoa.

by Jwere August 1, 2009