Total Hottie Patrol

An attractive young woman.

Man, Ricky was telling me how he hooked up with this total hottie patrol last week. Pretty sure he was making it up though.

by Speed W August 24, 2007

patron hands

1. when Edward Fortyhands isn't enough to fuck you up, and you feel you need a challenge; the game generally ends in the participants death

2. an explanation for why some one would do something completely fucked up, or any explanation at all really

1. fuck my life, time to get drunk as shit, patron hands!!!!!

2. guy 1 "dude why is andrew passed out balls up naked in the living room?" guy 2 "patron hands"

by axis6a August 15, 2010

Petros

The smartest, funniest and most handsome sibling you can ever find. He is so sweet, caring and funny. Also good at IT stuff.

I wish I had more siblings like Petros.

by jojo the great August 1, 2019

pedrole

unification of two distinguished individuals that undergo a radical transformation when unified and purged with unforgivableness.

did you see that pedrole? fuck, i'd tap that!

by pedrole March 17, 2008

pedro folio

The act of being creepy and acting like a donkey who annoys everyone around him.

When I saw judy with that older man I laughed out loud and yelled, hey I that pedro folio

by jordan knight November 4, 2012

Patroll

When a writer of an online article or blog post starts or finishes a piece with pre-emptive responses to the trolling s/he is expecting to see in the comments.

Jane decided she'd better patroll her post by adding this statement at the end:

Before you start trolling in the comments and saying nobody cares, remember that this is the answer to a question I get in half of the messages from my readers.

by GoGopher February 24, 2014

patrolin' for colon

When a male is walking around (generally with one pant leg rolled up,) looking for a homosexual partner for anal intercourse.

Did you see those guys? Are they trying to be hip-hop, or are they patrolin' for colon?

by gon-zales December 1, 2017