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ounce

An ounce technically 28.3495 grams...maybe you can get some more out of your dealer now.

of course here in holland we use grams, much easier if you ask me. generally you buy 4 grams, of say white widdow, youd spend about 23 euros. pretty standard
Tourist says: excuse me, could i get an ounce of zero zero?
Coffeeshop employee Thinks: (fuck off you tourist),
Coffeeshop employee says: we work in grams here, want the list of available types?
Tourist says: ummm...yeah allright

Tourist ends up getting stoned out of his mind because he converts what he would pay in his country to euros, forgets that the quality is infintely higher, and ends up having a particularly negative experience...

...sound familiar?
by volker April 24, 2006
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thirsty two ouncer

a quart sized beer which can be purchased at professional sporting events for an exorbitant price
"Hey Jim here is $40--go to the concession stand and get us 4 of those thirsty two ouncers."
by gcw January 12, 2004
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Ouchies

Is the sound you make when someone hurts your feelings and you want to sound dramatic and cute.
“Your annoying
“Ouchies”
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40 ounce bounced

When you pour a 40 on a girl ass after fucking the shit out of her; commonly done on black woman with a big fat ass
Yo bro you hook up with jade last night?

Yeah man, and afterwards she got 40 ounce bounced
by Lemonhead95 July 11, 2014
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6 pound 7 ounce baby jesus

The exact weight that Talladega Nights acter Will Ferrell perfers his Jesus to be when saying grace.
"Dear 6 pound 7 ounce baby Jesus..."

"I like to think of Jesus as wearing a tuxedo tee shirt. That way it says im serious but I like to party"

others may like him as a carpenter, reborn, crucified, in all his glory etc etc.
by Igotitallwrong October 1, 2007
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ounce

ounces round here in Florida/Tampa area it runs u round 140-160 for an ounce and they like 30 grams sometimes u get em hooked up though
Lemme get an ounce of that chronik
by BloodShot July 1, 2004
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ounce

28 grams = $160

your all getting ripped if its any more
yoo mann chop me the next z(ounce)
by lzjz June 2, 2007
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