Ogre

A mythical being often worshipped by people with a an inconceivable need to "have his back doors smashed in" by a large ogre schlong. There are many ogres roaming our lands and pleasuring all sorts of unsuspecting Labour supporters. Ogres appear green but you are only seeing the outside layer for ogres have many layers and all need to be treated with equal respect. The Deity among ogres is Shrek, Shrek has so much power he can smash several back doors in at once. I personally worship Shrek as an Idol and as a Father... a Daddy if you will...

An Ogre is very misogynistic for they prefer to smash the back doors in for males.

by Big Smoke 420 July 8, 2017

commit green ogre

BECOME SHREK

go commit green ogre noob

by VVVVVVVVVVVVFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 2, 2020

ogre-whelming

When Shrek finds someone/something beautiful

"Your beauty is ogre-whelming me"

by gayoldman May 31, 2019

Ogre Smile

When you smile you bring your lower jaw out, both top and bottom teeth are shown while one smiles. One must also push their head forward to get the full effect of the the smile.

homie1- Dang, did you see how Chris smiled?
homie2- Ya man that is an ogre smile..
homie1- Radical dude!!

by TTPZ August 4, 2012

milk the ogre

When a woman (usually young and attractive) is nice and sweet to her boyfriend or sugar daddy in order for him to continue doing what she wants.

“Hey bestie, I gotta go milk the ogre so we can keep driving his car and living in his nice condo”

by Ogremilker69 December 26, 2018

ogrely

Beyond ugly; troll-like

Man, that chick wasn't just fuggly she was ogrely!

by A-Ray of Light April 27, 2019

Ogre Booga

A phrase that will get you instantly cancelled in Far Far Away. It will get you super cancelled if you say it while hunched over in a loincloth, paint your face green, and eat an onion.

He really had the guts to shout Ogre Booga in the middle of Far Far Away. Bro can never show his face in front of their god Shrek ever again.

by BluRazzKookaburra December 12, 2024