by zygnus March 5, 2009
Get the jumping the couchmug. "Damn bro I was with grace last night and Ayana fucking gave dalton a hand job on my couch!"
"Damn bro, that's Wyatt's couch now."
"Damn bro, that's Wyatt's couch now."
by Freezen03 March 20, 2018
Get the Wyatt's Couchmug. A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.
by Mime-X_x August 13, 2007
Get the couch cowmug. When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")
by ricksie July 29, 2012
Get the couch blockmug. Comprable to the always-popular chair Crusher these behemoths do not only Crush normal human chairs but they can Crush an entire couch with their massive girth
Jimbo: did you see the girl Billy Ray left the bar with! Damn she was a real chair crusher!
Cleatus: Hell wasn't no chair crusher! She was a couch crusher!
Cleatus: Hell wasn't no chair crusher! She was a couch crusher!
by TV2112 March 22, 2019
Get the Couch crushermug. Noun.1.1. A reference to the infamous Miss Power’s unfinished quote, “…big phat juicy horse co-”, which she stated after the stated rhetorical question, “you know what else is comfy?” She later clarified: “sorry it cut me off. I meant couch.”
Noun.2.1. A type of comfortable sofa-bed that features a saddle-like seat design to better support the spine treatment of people with scoliosis. Medically recommended by most doctors.
Noun.2.2. Relating to Noun.2.1., besides medically beneficial to scoliosis, it is rumored — commonly around southwestern Rocky Mountain region of the United States of America, specifically Utah — that this horse couch also promotes height growth up to 6 inches. However, this theory was not supported by any medical researchers.
Noun.2.1. A type of comfortable sofa-bed that features a saddle-like seat design to better support the spine treatment of people with scoliosis. Medically recommended by most doctors.
Noun.2.2. Relating to Noun.2.1., besides medically beneficial to scoliosis, it is rumored — commonly around southwestern Rocky Mountain region of the United States of America, specifically Utah — that this horse couch also promotes height growth up to 6 inches. However, this theory was not supported by any medical researchers.
by zrlx October 5, 2021
Get the horse couchmug. A mean bitch that just sits on the couch all day smoking. And bitching about something she makes no effort in changing
by Mr sauve October 5, 2016
Get the couch dragonmug.