mad doggin it off the couch

squating in front of the couch leaning back with your forearms resting on the seat cushions and then mounting your old lady dog style and using the couch as pushin leverage, has nothing to do with staring angrily at someone

me and my old lady was mad doggin it off the couch and brother let me tell you it was great!!

by the randyman January 16, 2010

top it off

(Freaky, bondage sex practice)
the penis is beaten repetitivly with a tea spoon (as is a boiled egg)until the lobes are disconected (the fireman decapitated)(the egg shell is broken) the female then feasts on the egg white (seman)(spunk)(jizz)(cum) and yolk (the blood now gushing from your headless boner. a rather revolting way to express love and effection, very rarly practiced twice.

bondage gang banger one"shit bitch you bit my head off"
bondage gang banger two "holy shit dude she totally topped you off!"

by dick May 29, 2004

jack-n-it-off

slang for jack in the boxes (in California). coined by some ballers one day after school.

MAN i'm soooo hungry!. I THINK IMA GO MOBB TO JACK-N-IT-OFF.

by chicken-face November 24, 2007

break it off in ya

To beat someone usually nastily in a contest.\

In poker to beat someone by outplaying them, being overaggressive or handing out a bad beat...repeatedly

"I can't wait to break it off on in ya on this hand!"

"We're not playing No-Limit, we're playing break it off in ya!"

by Revheat October 12, 2006

have it off

To make a large amount of money from some activity

"If you opened a new bar in the swanky part of town, you would have it off"

by Glen Scott September 10, 2008

hitting it off

Able to fuck as soon as they meet

“Man we hit it off then fucked “ hitting it off usually means instantly all over each other

by Aiakdmenne October 14, 2017

noobin it off

1.The art that all noobs possess. The art of being a total complete noob, and looking like a fool to anyone else.
2.In private servers on Ragnarok Online, noobin it off would be when all the ppl on the server are novices.

Yo! Were noobin it off! *joins stream of novices*

by Shikamaru October 1, 2005