someone who spends two hours every day, looking at their bum in the mirror. Especially of Scottish origin.
Jason off Big Brother
by Vanessa Nimmo September 20, 2004
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A person who just doesn't really fit into the conversation, some bizzare comment is made totally irrelevant to the subject
"You cheesy numpty"
by Tango January 22, 2004
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"Did you see that numpty trip his own claymore? Fuckin' blew his legs off!"
"Did you see that numpty trip his own claymore? Fuckin' blew his legs off!"
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It's not working! Is it numptied?
by Hrvoje May 20, 2004
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Being flanked by two hot females during a concert and having them grab my thighs is really tempting my nuptuals.
by Mrs. Robinson2 November 19, 2010
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