number five

when Jeff Maine sits on the toilet and bloody diarrhea pours out of his ass

I don't feel so good, I just had number five. -Jeff Maine

by poopy February 20, 2005

number porn

A condition in witch you are sexually aroused by the concept of numbers and math.

Dude, you have to be pretty into number porn to be a scientist nowadays.

by Thrackerzod June 5, 2016

soup number 5

A soup made from bull testicles and/or penises. It is called 'soup number 5' because some restaurant owners are concerned that listing bull ball soup in their menus might spoil the appetites of their patrons. Soups numbered 1 - 4 are chicken, beef, pork, and fish.

I'd like to have an order of soup number 5 with extra testicles.

by bugeater August 19, 2013

Number 3

Pee, wee, urinate

Comes from the childrens nursery rhyme:

Number 1, tickle my bum
Number 2, do a big poo
Number 3, go for a wee

by Kellygirl March 28, 2012

going number one and number two

number one: pee, urinate
number two: poop

Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.

by Miriam Webster's January 11, 2009

crunch the numbers

Vigorously computing costs or calculating figures for a purchase or estimate.

You wanna buy this house? Let's crunch the numbers.

by yes juanito yes December 2, 2014

Imaginary Numbers

The concept that exists just to make people in Algebra 2 die of confusion.

"How does this pointless stuff that I'm not even going to use when I'm older even make sense? I just don't see how there can be Imaginary Numbers!"

(dies in class)

by NYC213 October 5, 2015