nude snowboarding

snowboarding while nude... this is very fun because u testes can be waving in teh cold wind

man kirby is such a slut she went nude snowboarding with drew

by jeff sloane February 9, 2008

his nudeness

a male who is particularly good at being nude, possibly nude very often, usually occurring at parties, while having sex, walking the dog, etc. This male may be refered to as his nudeness, or his nudeness sir.

I saw his nudeness earlier today, he was nude.

Or

Hello his nudeness sir, how are you today?

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

no nudes november

a play on the no shave november thing. but it’s the act of not sending nudes for the whole duration of november. kind of like the girls alternative of No fap November.

Guy: Send nudes

Girl: Not until December 1st
Guy: Wtf why
Girl: No nudes November

by fionathepatsfan November 4, 2017

nude sender

Somebody who sends nudes with the intention of other people jacking off to them.

Reagan is a nude sender.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

butt nude

Butt nude is when your full butt is exposed to the elements. Other articles of clothing can be worn however, both cheeks must be on display to be considered butt nude

Dude, did you see that bum in the alley?! He was wearing a shitty ass coat but was totally butt nude.

by Teeneylee February 5, 2015

nude food

Strawberries, cherries, bananas, chocolate and whip cream that is used by a couple in the bedroom for romance. sex, love, romance, couple, bedroom, marriage, hook-up, seduction

I have not seen my wife all week. I'm going to drop by the grocery store and pick up some nude food and maybe we can have a romantic evening.

by joecoolthefool November 28, 2016

Bacon Nudes

A genre of Canadian pornography in which the subjects in question are sexually using bacon as a prop.

Also, when normal porn is printed on strips of bacon itself.

I looked at some bacon nudes, then I ate them.

by bewbzallis March 18, 2011