Minecraft Noob

A Minecraft Noob is a person who plays Minecraft for the first time. Signs of being a Noob include the following:

-Thinking a 16-bit game is shit
-Not knowing what to do when you first spawn
-Thinking Minecraft Creepers and Ghasts are cute and approaching them
-Finding lava and thinking it's diamonds
-Thinking redstone is ruby
-Spending more than a minute punching stone
-Digging sand or gravel directly above you
-Being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you
-Building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel
-Attempting to pet a wolf
-Entering a cave without torches
-Walking past iron ore and coal

And many more

Perfect example of a Minecraft Noob:

Noob: Hey...what's this? Whats that? What do I do? WOAH. omg. Those green things are so cute!

*sssssssssssssssssssssss........BOOM!!*
Pro: BAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. YOU NOOB.

by cinnabellex3 April 24, 2012

noobageddon

a sudden wave of noobs joining your server and making the game suck/lag with their crapness

1337_player: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! the server is full of NOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!
It's like NOOBAGEDDON!

by Arrow January 10, 2005

noob saibot

A really dark and mysterious warrior from Mortal Kombat series of games. He looks almost like a shadow, you could say. Dark, but if you look closely you'll notice he's yet ANOTHER palette-swapped ninja. His name is derived from the programmers of MK, John Tobias and Ed Boon. Tobias Boon: Noob Saibot. Games he's appeared in include Mortal Kombat 2, Mortal Kombat 3(I think), Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3, Mortal Kombat Trilogy, Mortal Kombat 4, Mortal Kombat Gold and hopefully Mortal Kombat: Deception.

I hope Noob Saibot appears in Deception.

by horror_blood June 29, 2004

noob nug

1. someone who acts like an ass, or acts annoyingly, because of their inexperience with weed.

Josh: Dude i smoked with Phil last Friday, it was his second time and he acted like such a noob nug
Joe: Maybe next time he will be more chill about it

by 02Sombra March 1, 2010

noob filter

A mechanism, task or object used to separate people that are of high quality or ability from those that are not - to proverbially "separate the wheat from the chaff". Most commonly used to describe bosses/levels in singleplayer/co-op games, but can be used in real life too.

playing a co-op computer game
"This wave (6/10) is way too hard. Only teams with real good teamwork and communication can seem to pass it."
"Yup, it's a real noob filter."

after an exam
"How was the paper?"
"I think it was alright, I just couldn't do questions 3, 6 and 8."
"Same, I guess those are the noob filter questions."

by Randomystick November 17, 2020

Cup-O-Noob

Those instant noodles you eat when nobody makes food especially because it only takes two minutes and its great taste

Man! nobody made any fucking food so I had to resort to Cup-O-Noob to survive

by LasPlagas December 2, 2009

Noob

Possibly the most commonly used (and the most irritating) thing to say on the internet that is not a meme.

1;A derogatory word used to express dominance over the chosen target (generally by status).

2; Another way to spell newb, as in newbie, which is not commonly used in an offensive sense or manor.

1;
New user: Hey guys, I'm kinda new here.
Obviously far more elite user: Stfu n00b.

2;
New user: Yeah I'm kind of a noob.
Kind user whose brain isn't rotting: It's cool bro.

by Chul June 17, 2010