Nonce

Your dad

Your dad is a massive strokey nonce

by Kazotsky Kick January 29, 2019

Nonce

A mainly British slang word for pedophile

Yeah you know Charlie Lyddon he is a nonce.

by UrbanBestFreind November 21, 2017

Nonce

An absolute idiot

Miah: is South Africa in Africa

Me: yes you nonce

by Hadly May 17, 2017

Nonce

When someone dose something (Sexual) with someone younger than them may get called a Nonce.

Did you see that 15yr old Joe kiss that 12yr old? What a Nonce!!

by Beefy Ben December 16, 2019

nonce

someone who is a clart and an ignoramus at the same time.

What do you think when you hear the words "keyboardm." A board with keys on it.

by Rob PG Tips May 13, 2005

Nonce

Slang for pedophile, sex offender, child molester, etc.

"That Shanta guy is a fucking nonce."

by HatFilms September 24, 2016

Bald Nonce

A bald man at the end of your street who likes little kids

Ohh no it’s the bald nonce. Hide your kids.

by DanGlybles69 December 25, 2019