Poundland pedo

The creepy lanky man who talks to him self and bends down to look under the skirts of little girls he also works in Poundland in Runcorn

Pussface: why is he staring at my ass
Pussface: oh just ignore him that’s the Poundland pedo

by lol Roblox is fun May 7, 2020

pedo-edge

"pedo-edge" jokes and humor are a subcategory of the "edgy" genre, incorporating shock value as a major component and therefore belongs to a wider umbrella term named NSFW humor.

A: You know what the major cause of pedophilia is these days?

B: Sexy children?

A: Damn dude, no... that's some straight-up pedo-edge bru

by iDontNeedNoDamnPseudonym March 3, 2021

algo pedo

Slang for "drunk" , "hammered" , "wasted"... you get it.

Friend: Aye dog, algo pedo at 11:00am si guey.

by SarahShaina July 1, 2017

pocket pedo

a pedophile that targets midgets

why are you going after underage midgets POCKET PEDO

by quietboyinthebak November 19, 2020

Pedo Wizard

An ageing, peroxide blonde long hair with a penchant for snake skin boots and gold flecked flares, often found at children's parties casting dirty spells with his "magic wand".

Oh I say Calum that Pedo Wizard you had at little Timmy's birthday party didn't half get the kids in a frightful mess with all those sticky magic spells he cast all over them.

by Ninjaprints October 27, 2011

Pedo Stroll

A short walk during which pedophiles scope out their next prey.

Mark: Did you see that old nasty man over there creepin on those kids?

Joe: That's not good, Dude! He's on his Pedo Stroll! Watch out, Kids!

by -El Hopper September 7, 2010

Christmas pedo

A Christmas pedo is basically a santa that wants you to sit on his hard cock and ride it.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.

Bobby: look at that santa trying to rape kids with his hard cock
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo

Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present

Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!

*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*

Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!

by No1shaager November 1, 2019